Campaign Promise

Somewhere along the line in my diabolical plot to become dictator of the world I will introduce a bill in Congress titled The Internet and Water-Cooler Discourse Reclamation Act. The act will mandate that all citizens take a basic comprehension test. Those that fail will be implanted with a chip that allows then to only view reality television. That way I don’t have to read or listen to people inanely debating what happened on the season finale of Lost.