Gods Damn It I Hate Slashdot!

The commentary in this Slashdot is a prime example of why I swear, as Zoroaster as my witness, if I ever get elected as despot of this great land; I will fucking round up every last gods damned nerd who’s ever posted on Slashdot, Engadget, or Ars Techica, along with every fucking mouthbreather who’s ever said the phrase “GNU/Linux” and line them up against a wall and shoot them in the back of the head. Gods you fuckers make me angry.