Five Reasons Michael Scalisi Should Shut His Fucking Trap

Well, it’s Tuesday so it must be time for the shit-mongers over at PC World to expel another worth­less bit of link-bait designed to a) get reprinted in Macworld, and b) bring in the iPhone fanat­ics. This week’s fecal dis­ser­ta­tion is titled 5 Reasons It’s Time For a Verizon iPhone by Michael Scalisi. There isn’t actu­ally a point to this colo-rectal dis­charge, so let’s get right into the defen­es­tra­tion, point by point.

It would pro­vide a major boost to iPhone sales: For a good num­ber of peo­ple (whom I used to be one of), the iPhone is appeal­ing, but AT&T is a deal breaker. Providing a sec­ond provider would cap­ture these cus­tomers. Additionally, exist­ing iPhone cus­tomers want­ing to upgrade to the 3GS might find that jump­ing from AT&T to Verizon pro­vides the per­fect excuse to get a new phone with a new contract.

This is the only one of Scalisi’s anal off­spring that has even a hint of rela­tion to real­ity, and it’s so self – fuck­ing – evi­dent as to be a gods damned tau­tol­ogy. Yes, Michael, offer­ing the iPhone on another provider would increase the poten­tial mar­ket. Aren’t you a bright boy. Do you

Continue read­ing Five Reasons Michael Scalisi Should Shut His Fucking Trap