January 30th, 2008, by The Angry Drunk Ok, I only have the energy for a mico-rant today; so here goes. What the bloody fuck is wrong with so-called technology “reviewers” who cannot for the life of them separate their wants and desires from the fucking product that they are reviewing. Case in point this quote from a “preview” of the new AppleTV 2.0 software in iLounge.com. The only surprise is that the new name seems to exclude Time Capsules or other wireless storage devices as sources for Apple TV. How the fuck is that a “surprise?” Someone please point out to me exactly where in the Expo Keynote Steve Jobs even vaugley implied that such a feature would exist. Would it be a nice feature, abso-fucking-lutely; but let’s try reviewing the actual product that exists, not the one we made up in our heads.
January 15th, 2008, by The Angry Drunk I’m fairly certain I said this after last year’s Keynote, but it bears repeating. I’m convinced that Steve could announce free blow-jobs for every MacOS user; and someone would still find a way to complain.
January 15th, 2008, by The Angry Drunk Here are my Macworld predictions: - Apple’s stock will immediately drop after the Keynote, no matter what Steve says
- Dvorak, Ou, and Enderle will write something retarded; Gruber and Welch will verbally abuse them for it.
- The freetards will either a) claim that Apple stole something from FOSS, or b) claim that “Linux has been doing that for years.”
- If Mac hardware is announced, morons will flood Dell’s servers in an attempt to compare the cheapest POS Dell model with whatever his Steveness reveals.
- Someone, somewhere will write, “Worst keynote ever.”
There you go, you heard it here first.
January 9th, 2008, by The Angry Drunk So, I just read on MacNN that there is a trojan in the wild that targets “jailbroken” iPhones. All I have to say is…hahahahahahahaha. Fuck you, you morons who whined and complained about Apple’s “bullshit” excuses about security. Enjoy your bricks you nitwits.
December 13th, 2007, by The Angry Drunk Jesus Menstruating Christ, the lackwits at Fortune apparently needed to score some site hits; so they whipped up a mind-bogglingly obvious set of “10 reasons IT won’t support the iPhone.” For the last time you suit wearing mouth breathers… The iPhone is not being marketed to IT! When Apple gives a shit about selling the iPhone to “enterprise” they will do what they need to make that happen. While writing this I noticed that Fake Steve Jobshas opined on this very issue. Namaste, you sweater wearing, fictitious mother fucker. I honor the place where your arrogance meets my alcoholism.
December 12th, 2007, by The Angry Drunk Yes, thwunk. That kids, is the sound of me slamming my head against the keyboard. By the by, ergonomic keyboards are much better on the noggin than standard. And why am I slamming my head into the keyboard you ask. Well it may have something to do with this bit of idiocy from The Apple Blog. The piece purports to be a comparison of Apple’s .Mac service and the various Google offerings, with an attempt to answer the question, “Is Google the next .Mac.” Continue reading Thwunk!!!
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