The Angry Drunk

…The chuckle-heads at Psystar, whose website seems to be down, so here’s a link to the Ars story.  It seems these frigtards are selling a Leopard compatible Mac “clone” for four hundred clams.  Here’s a quick dramatization of the strategy meeting in Psytar central that resulted in this brave experiment in getting your asses sued off [...]

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Ashutosh Chaturvedi! Ashu serves up one hell of a two-fer on his blog. In fact, his blog has a whopping 2 posts, and they’re both mind bogglingly retarded. Taking the lesser of two fuck-ups first, we have this gem. Ashu is upset that Tuesday’s Leopard Security update broke ssh. Quote:
One would [...]

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Strap in cats and catettes, this is going to be a bumpy ride.  Apparently Apple has made their first round picks for the iPhone developer program.  Note, this only applies to developers receiving the certificates that they need to install and test their software on physical iPhones.  Anyone reading more into the decisions (such as [...]

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Today Apple held an event to layout the roadmap for enterprise support and the SDK.  I’ll leave the analysis of the event to my betters, mainly because a) I don’t own an iPhone, b) I’m not a developer and c) the morons in charge of “Enterprise IT” where I’m at would first ask if that [...]

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Ban every fuck who includes the phrase, “I don’t think we’re getting the whole story here.” and it’s variants.  Seriously, you’ll lose 80% of the comments, but the average intelligence of the remaining comments will go up by 800%, so it’s an overall win.

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Sweet beer-battered Christ with a side of cole slaw.  For the life of me, I’m trying to figure out what the fuck this is supposed to be about.  Seriously, what is the argument here?  That the AppleTV needs an ability to play DVDs?  I suppose that you can argue that, although I would place that argument [...]

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Ok, I only have the energy for a mico-rant today; so here goes.  What the bloody fuck is wrong with so-called technology “reviewers” who cannot for the life of them separate their wants and desires from the fucking product that they are reviewing.  Case in point this quote from a “preview” of the new AppleTV [...]

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I’m fairly certain I said this after last year’s Keynote, but it bears repeating.  I’m convinced that Steve could announce free blow-jobs for every MacOS user; and someone would still find a way to complain.

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Here are my Macworld predictions:

Apple’s stock will immediately drop after the Keynote, no matter what Steve says
Dvorak, Ou, and Enderle will write something retarded; Gruber and Welch will verbally abuse them for it.
The freetards will either a) claim that Apple stole something from FOSS, or b) claim that “Linux has been doing that for years.”
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So, I just read on MacNN that there is a trojan in the wild that targets “jailbroken” iPhones.  All I have to say is…hahahahahahahaha.  Fuck you, you morons who whined and complained about Apple’s “bullshit” excuses about security.  Enjoy your bricks you nitwits. 

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