Mind Boggling Stupidity

This piece of utter retar­da­tion just popped up on my radar; and, after a solid round of bash­ing my head against my key­board, I was com­pelled to com­ment. The short ver­sion is, Chris Anderson at Wired is mak­ing the argu­ment that the avail­abil­ity of enor­mous clouds of data will allow sci­en­tists to eschew the sci­en­tific method and just pull con­clu­sions from cor­re­la­tions within “the cloud.” His main argu­ment for this, Google doesn’t have a proper model of why PageRank works, but it does so, there you go.

Ars Technica pro­vides a bet­ter rebut­tal of the sci­en­tific points that I feel like writ­ing; so I highly sug­gest that you read that. But I do have some com­ments I’d like to make.

To start, why, for the love of Ahura Mazda, must every Web 2.0 dork con­flate Google with the rest of the gods damned uni­verse. First, Google is an adver­tis­ing com­pany, noth­ing more, noth­ing less. The sooner you nerds real­ize that every­thing that comes out of Google Labs is directed at cre­at­ing a pool of eyes to view those ads, the less dis­ap­pointed you’ll be when real­ity comes crash­ing down. Second,

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Wisdom From Nerdistan

Today’s par­tic­u­lar hang­over has blunted the all-encompassing rage a bit; so even I have to admit that this piece by Cory Doctorow in InformationWeek is dead on. It prob­a­bly explains why I have a grand total of 6 MySpace friends; and of those, one is myth­i­cal proto-hominid and one is a pres­i­den­tial can­di­date. Or it could be that winos aren’t known for their com­puter savvy.

Note to self…check if drunk​space​.com is taken.

Next Stop…the Running Man

This has to be a joke. Just when I thought that “real­ity” tele­vi­sion had reached its zenith (or is that its nadir) those ras­cally Dutch go and kick things up the prover­bial ‘nother notch. I will not rest until we have either a tele­vised live exe­cu­tion, or full on glad­i­a­to­r­ial com­bat to the death on prime-time net­work television.

Monkeysphere

I just ran across this via Violent Acres. While the tone is sar­cas­tic, the the­ory is actu­ally dead-on. This is what I was get­ting at in my post a while back.

Culture of Violence…Happy Fun Time Ediition

Just read the arti­cle on the Huffington Post. I sup­pose I should make some com­ment on our cul­ture of vio­lence or some­thing; but hon­estly I can’t stop laughing.

Set My Genome Free!

Well, thank the gods for this one. I know that of all the dystopian futures avail­able; Gattaca was the one that I was wor­ried about the most. Now, can we get crack­ing on the Global Climate Change ones…please.

Words of Wisdom

Wow, John Welch sums up my thoughts on the gun con­trol aspect of the VA Tech shoot­ings bet­ter than I could.

The Daily Show Skewers Bush on Stem Cell Research Veto

The Daily Show once again man­ages to put issues in focus bet­ter than the main­stream media, via Crooks and Liars.