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Get Off My Planet

December 27th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

Inspired by comments on a blog post about the recent legislation to mandate CFL level efficiency in lightbulbs by 2012.  I’ve decided on a new stock response to the usual whining from people that conservation and charity is too much of an imposition on them…Fuck you, and get off of my planet.

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Fuck Google

December 26th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

I missed the initial hullabalo surrounding the recent Google Reader fiasco (link goes to the Slashdot discussion).  But I may as well add my thoughts.

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Huzzah!

October 17th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

Wow, usually my complete and utter apathy results in my rants being horribly late; but for a change I was ahead of the curve. Go ahead and commence to fellating each other you mighty Prophets of Nerdistan. Your whining and complaining has slayed the mighty dragon that is Steve Jobs. He has heard your pronouncements [...]

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Let’s Kill All the Analysts!

July 25th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

Sorry Will, it’s not the lawyers who need to go up against the wall; it’s the Wall Street ‘analysts;’ especially those who cover technology. I want a job where I can pull some overly inflated ‘expected sales’ out of my ass; and when the product in question fails to meet the target that I, not [...]

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Too Tired for Outrage

May 25th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

So, here’s the deal. This weekend I’m going to a party for a special friend of mine. What kind of party, you ask. Is it a birthday, an anniversary, a graduation? No, the party that I’m going to is so that we can collect supplies to send to her brother’s Army unit in [...]

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Valentine’s Day

February 14th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

And here we are on Valentine’s Day, the national holiday of florists, Hallmark and the cock-suckers at DeBeers. Well, fuck diamonds, fuck “greeting” cards and fuck dead flowers. But to my true friends, to the ones that I love and adore…. Thank you for being in my life. May you live as long as you [...]

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