Inspired by comments on a blog post about the recent legislation to mandate CFL level efficiency in lightbulbs by 2012. I’ve decided on a new stock response to the usual whining from people that conservation and charity is too much of an imposition on them…Fuck you, and get off of my planet.
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 Wow, usually my complete and utter apathy results in my rants being horribly late; but for a change I was ahead of the curve. Go ahead and commence to fellating each other you mighty Prophets of Nerdistan. Your whining and complaining has slayed the mighty dragon that is Steve Jobs. He has heard your pronouncements and hung his mock-turtle-clad neck in shame. Yes you, and you alone, have forced Apple to announce a SDK for the iPhone Or, perhaps not. Certainly nothing that anyone says or does will convince you otherwise. So, drink deeply from your flagon of Mountain Dew Code Red! For you have triumphed over a great injustice! It’s still not going to get you anal though. Sorry Will, it’s not the lawyers who need to go up against the wall; it’s the Wall Street ‘analysts;’ especially those who cover technology. I want a job where I can pull some overly inflated ‘expected sales’ out of my ass; and when the product in question fails to meet the target that I, not the actually company selling the product, set for it; I can write up a retarded screed on how sales are ‘slipping’ to drive more hits to my master’s website. And yes, I know that I’m not citing any actual sources here; but I’ll be fucked raw before I send one click to these fucking leeches’ sites. ps.Fuck you Forbes.com for having not only a site load intersitial, but a Flash adds with audio on thour damned site. That shit was a dick-move in 2001 and it’s a dick-move now. So, here’s the deal. This weekend I’m going to a party for a special friend of mine. What kind of party, you ask. Is it a birthday, an anniversary, a graduation? No, the party that I’m going to is so that we can collect supplies to send to her brother’s Army unit in Afghanistan. Read that last sentence again. We’re gathering supplies to send to an Army unit. Not the sort of care packages that would have been sent in earlier conflicts; you know, home baked treats, luxury items that aren’t available there…porn. No, we’re gathering soap and toilet paper. Toilet! Fucking! Paper! And yet the President can get on camera; and with a straight face claim that calling for the return of our brave men and women to their homes is somehow not supporting the troops. Let me ask you this Mr. Bush, how many rolls of that Whitehouse TP will you be donating. And here we are on Valentine’s Day, the national holiday of florists, Hallmark and the cock-suckers at DeBeers. Well, fuck diamonds, fuck “greeting” cards and fuck dead flowers. But to my true friends, to the ones that I love and adore…. Thank you for being in my life. May you live as long as you love, and love as long as you live. |
 
 
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