The Angry Drunk

Warning! Political and Local Interest con­tent ahead! Proceed at your own risk!

It’s nice to see that the United States has become a nation of panty-waisted shrink­ing vio­lets. Apparently two poor fucks fly­ing into this shit-hole of a state were detained by the cracker-jack (because that’s the box out of which they get their cer­ti­fi­ca­tions) agents of the TSA. Of course, upon inves­ti­ga­tion, they were released. And what, you might ask, were these poor sods’ crimes? Well:

• Looking “Middle Eastern”
• Talking “loudly” in a lan­guage that some grass-fucker hon­key didn’t recognize
• Either watch­ing the movie “The Kingdom” or being present when the snitch was watch­ing it (the story is idi­ot­i­cally unclear on this point. As an aside, “The Kingdom” is a fan­tas­tic movie and fea­tures stunts by a
• Getting up to take a leak.

There you have it. All you swarthy fuck­ers bet­ter make sure to keep you mouths, and your pros­trates, clamped shut, or it’s the inter­ro­ga­tion room for you. I swear I am so sick and tired of this nation of ter­ri­fied racist cunts. And don’t get me started on the com­ments to the arti­cle. Seriously, I may have to kill myself.