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And On the Lighter Side of Media Criticism.

March 14th, 2008 · No Comments · Posts

Hahahha, fuck me this is a good one.  Via Crooks and Liars: CNN Admits It Should Have Vetted Guest Expert Better.  Apparently the “guest expert” discussing the Spitzer situation was a former U.S. Attorney who lost his job after, “being accused of biting a topless dancer on the arm during a visit to an adult [...]

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Chris Dodd Puts One to the Republican Candidates

November 27th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

[youtube uffSoj3hvKI] The more I see things like this, the more I think that Senator Dodd is my man in ‘08

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TSA Confiscates Water Bottle, Misses Bomb

July 10th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

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Legalize Tobacco Now

July 10th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

Funny (to me at least) story from Wired. Apparently nicotine is the new wonder drug. Two questions: will the persecution end so I can smoke a fucking cigar in peace? And will the hippies add tobacco to their list of things to legalize alongside “hemp?” And yeah, I got this via [...]

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Next Stop…The Running Man

May 29th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

This has to be a joke. Just when I thought that “reality” television had reached its zenith (or is that its nadir) those rascally Dutch go and kick things up the proverbial ‘nother notch. I will not rest until we have either a televised live execution, or full on gladiatorial combat to the death on [...]

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Too Tired for Outrage

May 25th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

So, here’s the deal. This weekend I’m going to a party for a special friend of mine. What kind of party, you ask. Is it a birthday, an anniversary, a graduation? No, the party that I’m going to is so that we can collect supplies to send to her brother’s Army unit in [...]

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Me Chinese, Me Make Joke, Me Put Random Industrial Chemical In Your Food

May 7th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

And here we go again; another round of tainted consumables. Read the story here in the NYT. When the fuck are we, as a nation, going to wake up to the fact that rampant unregulated globalization is, in fact, a bad thing. It’s not enough that we ship our jobs overseas; it’s not enough that [...]

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Words of Wisdom

April 25th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

Wow, John Welch sums up my thoughts on the gun control aspect of the VA Tech shootings better than I could.

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Bobbin’ in the Float

April 25th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

An article by David Finkel in The Washington Post. What we are becoming sickens me.

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Election Day

October 25th, 2006 · No Comments · Posts

Vote you lazy fuckers!

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