Old Media Douchebag

Nothing warms the cock­les of my dark heart more than see­ing the “Old Media” shiv “New Media” in the kidneys.

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Hat tip to Lauren Feldman at 1938 Media for the link

The Sorry State Of “Journalism”

Greetings from Éire’s driz­zly shores.

Unfortunately, this isn’t going to win me any friends; and may well alien­ate some of my read­ers; but fuck it, it needs say­ing. The big news in the Apple/iPhone media last week and this week is the story of how Apple denied App Store Access to a pro­gram cit­ing as the rea­son that the appli­ca­tion in ques­tion dupli­cated func­tion­al­ity built into iTunes. This, of course has been met with the usual hyper­bolic reac­tions rang­ing from approval to threats of mass devel­oper suicide.

Now, get one thing absolutely fuck­ing clear here. I’m not defend­ing Apple’s stance here. If this is, in fact, going to be Apple’s pol­icy going for­ward then the par­ties respon­si­ble should be hunted down and con­verted into Solylent Green until they relent. It’s stu­pid and short-sighted. That is, if this is an actual Apple policy.

See the thing is, so far, while I have read an ungodly num­ber of blog posts and news sto­ries about this, I have yet to read any­thing approach­ing the following:

An Apple spokesper­son con­firmed the policy.

Or maybe this:

When approached for com­ment, Apple denied the rumors and stated that a more defined pol­icy would be forthcoming.

Or

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Thank You Hillary.

Before get­ting started here I want to make a few things clear. I do not like the Clintons; nei­ther Hillary or Bubba. I’m firmly of the opin­ion that they, and the Democratic Leadership Council that they rep­re­sent are, in many ways, noth­ing more than “Republican Lite.” Having said that, if the sit­u­a­tion was dif­fer­ent and Hillary had cinched the nom­i­na­tion, not only would I be vot­ing for her in November; I would be enthu­si­as­ti­cally cam­paign­ing for her the whole way. Not because I like her or dis­like McCain, not because of any “loy­alty” to the Democratic party, but out of loy­alty to the United States of America. Because I don’t think that the lower and mid­dle classes of this coun­try can sur­vive even another four years of the crim­i­nally inept “lead­er­ship” that the real Republicans bring to the table.

Now, given that, I have to say “thank you” to Hillary for the speach she gave last night at the Democratic National Convention (text here). It couldn’t have been easy for Senator Clinton to swal­low her pride and deliver the rous­ing endorse­ment of Barack Obama that she did. And have no doubt, it was

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Brilliant Logic

I’m going to take a quick break from Apple and New Media Douchebag related top­ics to point out some Old Media Douchebaggery. I don’t fol­low sports much (read, “at all”) but I can spot some dip­shit logic as well and any­one, so this piece by Alan Abrahamson at nbcolympics​.com caught my eye. The bot­tom line is that some Jamaican cat named Usain Bolt broke some world records. Apparently this dude is really fast. The part that I want to high­light is this. After ques­tion­ing whether Mr. Bolt is under the influ­ence of any­thing more pow­er­ful than some tasty jerk chicken, Abrahamson writes:

And while no evi­dence of any sort has sur­faced to sug­gest he’s not, it’s naïve not to won­der how Bolt is able to run so fast. Because no one in the his­tory of human beings, from the first prim­i­tive soul des­per­ately try­ing to out­run a saber-toothed tiger to the sophis­ti­cated races of our times, has ever run as fast as Usain Bolt has run at the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games.

Fuck me run­ning! Isn’t that the point of break­ing a record? Apparently, in Alan’s mind, doing any­thing more com­pe­tently than a nean­derthal is

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