Paul Thurrott Opens Mouth, Unbridled Idiocy Pours Forth

In the Retarded Zealot Hall of Fame there is none loftier than Paul Thurrott. He has achieved a level of absolute inanity that is unpar­al­leled by any MacMac, free­tard or New Media Douchebag. Given that fact, today’s bit of men­tal vomit comes as lit­tle surprise.

Microsoft Licenses ActiveSync to Google Why is the com­pany coop­er­at­ing with a competitor?

There you have the head­line of today’s dia­tribe; and there you have the crux of the idiocy. See, like any good zealot, in Paul’s mind Microsoft must be the end all and be all of, well, every­thing. The mere thought of coop­er­a­tion is trauma induc­ing. Paul begins by spend­ing a few sen­tences mak­ing snide com­ments about “conspiracy-happy Mac fanat­ics” (pot meet ket­tle) before mak­ing this comment:

With Apple gain­ing usage share in the PC mar­ket reg­u­larly over the past sev­eral years, why is Microsoft prop­ping up this ever-stronger com­peti­tor with the cru­cial Office pro­duc­tiv­ity suite?

Oh, I don’t know Paul; maybe because Apple and Microsoft aren’t really com­peti­tors.I know that this is a shock­ing con­cept to both sides of the OS wars, but it’s true. Apple doesn’t com­pete with Microsoft. Fuck, every cur­rently ship­ping Apple Macintosh com­puter not only

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I’m Microsoft; And I Don’t Have a Clue

I took a break from drown­ing my cor­po­rate sor­rows in booze to take a look at the lat­est Microsoft adver­tise­ments; and I have to say, I’m fuck­ing impressed.

Impressed that a sin­gle cor­po­ra­tion can so utterly and com­pletely not fuck­ing get it.

The ad (I’m too lazy to dig up a link, Google it) con­sists of a slew of famous and aver­age peo­ple proudly pro­claim­ing “I’m a PC.” Given that the ad kicks off with a half-assed John Hodgman look-alike; it’s obvi­ous that Microsoft is tak­ing a swipe at Apple’s “I’m a Mac and I’m a PC” ads. This is the pre­cise spot where you can sci­en­tif­i­cally prove that Microsoft has no fuck­ing clue. Here’s a hint Bill, Justin “I’m a Mac” Long isn’t sup­posed to rep­re­sent Mac users. And sim­i­larly, “PC” isn’t sup­posed to rep­re­sent Microsoft users. I know that this sort of sub­tle metaphor is a bit high-brow for the nerdlingers at Microsoft; but I’ll try to explain this sim­ply. Within the world of the Apple ads, Hodgman and Long are lit­er­ally PC and Mac.

This is what the var­i­ous idiots on the intar­webs who decry the Apple ads as being “smug” don’t get either. PC isn’t

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