The Angry Drunk

So, you may have heard that Apple recently released new MacBooks and MacBook Pros. Amongst var­i­ous changes the shiny new MacBook now no longer has any sort of FireWire con­nec­tiv­ity. Because we’re talk­ing Apple here, and Apple “fans” are the biggest bunch of whiny enti­tle­tards on the face of the planet; this change has gen­er­ated a ver­i­ta­ble Large Hadron Collider’s worth of retarded bitch­ing. The worst of the bunch though, which I present with min­i­mal com­ment is the Macworld Forums dis­cus­sion.

All I can really say is:

Ye

Fucking

Gods

300 plus (at the time I’m writ­ing this) posts of the most igno­rant, enti­tled bull­shit that I’ve ever seen. When you strip out the few posts by peo­ple with legit­i­mate issues, those hon­estly seek­ing infor­ma­tion, and my brother from another mother Bynkii try­ing to give peo­ple options (in his usual charm­ing man­ner) you end up with a sin­gle refrain. “Apple owes me a shiny new lap­top with all the fix­ins’. Gimme gimme gimme!”

It’s the fuck­ing Entitletard Holocaust.