The Angry Drunk

O frab­jous day! We finally have con­fir­ma­tion that Apple will, in fact, announce some­thing on January 27^th. Indeed, cal­looh! Indeed, callay!

What we know:

Not a mother-fucking thing.

What I predict:

I pre­dict that an ungodly amount of ink and pix­els will be spilled in the next nine days while the tech-obessed media attempt to glean some mean­ing from the art­work of the invi­ta­tion. Ninety per­cent of which will be wrong. Also, Rob Enderle will be a douche.

What will be revealed:

That the per­son respon­si­ble for said art­work was, in fact, an eight-year-old girl.