Obligatory Google Wave Post

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So, yeah, Google put the kibosh on Wave this week and now we must endure the inevitable tsunami (Ha! A “wave” joke) of post-mortems from the tech press. See, there’s an unwrit­ten rule in the pun­dit­sphere that says that the vol­ume of bab­ble pro­duced when a prod­uct fails is directly pro­por­tional to the amount of hype from the tech press when the prod­uct was announced.


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Kontra on Apple, Google And “Choice”

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Very intel­li­gent com­men­tary from Kontra at Counternotions regard­ing Tim Bray’s com­ments about Apple, Google and “choice.” The bot­tom line is, if you think that Google is some­how à bas­tion of “open” com­put­ing you are either igno­rant, delu­sional or a hypocrite.

Nerd Wankery

Huzzah! Yet another self-important nerd has decided to aban­don the evil empire of Apple, what with their Draconian Control and all, for the mys­ti­cal utopia of Google. Meanwhile, no one in the real world even knows who the hell Tim Bray is. Rock on you crazy diamond.

The Buzz on Google Buzz

Ok, this is the one and (hope­fully) only post that I’m going to make regard­ing Google Buzz. Google Buzz will suc­ceed if, and only if, it can steal a large major­ity of main­stream users from Twitter/Facebook. Note that, by “main­stream users” I don’t mean New Media Douchebags like Scoble, Arrington, Winer, et al. I mean your par­ents, the barflies at my pub, and the vapid tarts in the local sorority.

No amount of whiz-bang tech­nol­ogy, or “mind-share,” or the adop­tion of so-called influ­en­tials will mean fuck-all unless Google can engage the masses. My money is that they can’t.

That said, in the inter­ests of see­ing how this all pans out, my pro­file is http://​www​.google​.com/​p​r​o​f​i​l​e​s​/​d​l​i​n​e​s13.

Don’t Be Evil, Unless That’s Inconvenient

Ok kids, I hate to inter­rupt the mutual mas­tur­ba­tion of the blo­go­ratti regard­ing Google’s announce­ment that they might, maybe stop assist­ing the Chinese gov­ern­ment in their cen­sor­ship activ­i­ties after pur­port­edly being tar­geted by Chinese hack­ers attempt­ing to access infor­ma­tion about dis­si­dents. Really, it kills me hav­ing to be a downer on all of this felat­ing of Google, but when TechCrunch of all places gets it right…well, that’s just sad.

Naturally, Scoble disagrees.

My Nexus One Review

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Feh

I’ve Seen Things You People Wouldn’t Believe…

The greater techno-sphere got their col­lec­tive panties in a twist this week­end over the quasi-unveiling of the rumored Google Phone. I’m not going to link to any of the cov­er­age, I’m lazy and you all can use a search engine just fine, but it behooves me as an opin­ion­ated cock-sucker and gen­eral bas­tard to throw in my two cents.

So, what do we know about this bad boy? Basically, it’s a re-branded (or should that be “unbranded”) HTC phone run­ning the lat­est ver­sion of Android. Supposedly it will be offered carrier-unlocked (no word on pri­ce­points) and it works on T-Mobile’s vari­ant of the GSM spec­trum in the U.S. What that means, for those who don’t under­stand the vagaries of cel­lu­lar data net­works (New York Times, I’m look­ing at you) is that it a) won’t be run­ning on your pre­cious fuck­ing Verizon, and b) will only oper­ate at EDGE speeds on AT&T.

My take on this: “So the fuck what?”

The vast mouth-breathing major­ity of the blo­gos­phere is agog with com­ments about how this strap­ping young lad of a phone will “change the indus­try” and other such hyper­bolic twad­dle. The phrase “iPhone killer” has even been bandied about. The thing is,

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Case in Point

No sooner do I com­ment on the overly cred­u­lous com­men­tary being offered up by the techno-sphere regard­ing the ChromeOS announce­ment than I notice this wretchedly mis-titled arti­cle over at TechCrunch: “Google Is Keeping Chrome OS Simple. Maybe Too Simple.

Now, to be fair, this is Erick Schonfeld, and his deep abid­ing love of the Google-cock is well doc­u­mented, so I shouldn’t be sur­prised. But quotes like this really take things to a new level:

Rather than sup­port Android apps and other sorts of apps, there is only one kind of app Google is inter­ested in: the Web app. Chrome OS is all about mak­ing Web apps the only apps you will ever need. Which kind of makes you won­der how long we’ll need Android apps, or iPhone apps for that mat­ter, because you know it is only a mat­ter of time before a phone comes out run­ning on Chrome OS.

Seriously, Chrome web apps are now going to erad­i­cate stand­alone Android or iPhone apps? The same web apps that Steve Jobs pro­posed two years ago and was widely, and rightly derided over? Web apps cer­tainly have their place, but to even sug­gest that a phone run­ning noth­ing

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ChromeOS Reactions

Yesterday Google unveiled their browser-as-operating-system con­cept, ChromeOS, in greater detail. I’m still pro­cess­ing the infor­ma­tion and I may, or may not, write up my thoughts on the announce­ments later. For the moment though I’m find­ing myself, as is often the case, more inter­ested in the reac­tion of the greater techno-sphere to the announcement.

I’m some­what bemused, although I really shouldn’t be, at the credulity of some of my fel­low trav­el­ers. I don’t doubt that Google is capa­ble of mar­ket­ing ChromeOS. Google cer­tainly has the money on hand to force them­selves into what­ever mar­ket they so choose, and the adop­tion of Android shows that they cer­tainly have the capa­bil­ity to pro­duce a ser­vice­able oper­at­ing sys­tem (even if it does largely lever­age Linux).

I also don’t hold with the seg­ment that dis­misses ChromeOS solely on grounds that it only runs web appli­ca­tions. I per­son­ally think that, at the moment, web apps are inher­ently infe­rior to a well-built desk­top appli­ca­tion, and I don’t see that sit­u­a­tion chang­ing in the near future. But if decades of Windows dom­i­nance has shown, your aver­age con­sumer is per­fectly will­ing to use an infe­rior prod­uct as long as it is cheap and con­ve­nient enough.

What I do find

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I Am Shamed

It’s hor­rif­i­cally embar­rass­ing to admit I missed one of the bet­ter idiot-quotes from Erick Schonfeld’s lat­est Google rim-job, and didn’t notice it until I saw it in a Prince McDildo article:

Google sup­pos­edly didn’t need to cre­ate its own phone, because it could sim­ply cre­ate soft­ware for the iPhone. And, in fact, some of the best apps on the iPhone — Mail, Maps, YouTube, Search — were devel­oped by Google.

The lack of oxy­gen from Google’s sch­long block­ing Erick’s air­way must have con­fused him. None of those appli­ca­tions were devel­oped by Google. One isn’t even a real application.