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Ode to the Incompetent

By The Angry Drunk

I love infomercials that use this meme. “Oh lordy, performing this simple everyday task is so hard!”

A New Hope

By The Angry Drunk

Could this be the return of Crazy Apple Rumors?

This amused me. Apparently Ubuntu Linux now features a system-wide notification framework inspired by the Growl project from Mac OS X. Unlike Growl, though, Ubuntu’s notifications are bound to the upper-right corner of the screen, which apparently vexes some people. Not to worry though! Lifehacker comes to the rescue with a post linking to the Ubuntu Forums. All you have to do is follow the simple advice to move the notifications to the bottom-left corner. There is one little caveat though:

The fix requires downloading and installing the source code for the notifications, and might require dealing with additional dependency installations if you get back errors on trying to install the source code.

Oh Linux, you crazy bastard, don’t you ever go changing on me.

I Think I Own One of These

By The Angry Drunk

And really; isn’t it the profanity that counts.

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

Want

By The Angry Drunk

I want one of these. A blaze of gunfire would actually make me want to get up in the morning.

I Win

By The Angry Drunk

Inspired by bynkii.com who comes in at a paltry 16%. If there is anything that I excel at it’s profanity, motherfuckers.

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What the Shit!?!

By The Angry Drunk

There is no part of this story from The Consumerist that I don’t find amusing. How pathetic is it to steal a pill that just makes you crap yourself when you eat that second Texas Double Whopper. Here’s an idea, eat less, then you can afford the pills; but wait, then you won’t need the pills. I guess there are worse implications…what if greasy fat-person shit is an up-and-coming ingredient in meth? The mind boggles.