The Angry Drunk

Ye fuck­ing gods.

I usu­ally avoid the fetid drib­blings of Robert Scoble like the black fuck­ing plague; but just now I ran across a post from my pal Chuq that drove me to ven­ture into the belly of the douche. To quote Scoble’s update on FriendFeed:

I’m in Palo Alto. Just had yogurt at shop that Steve Jobs eats at fre­quently. They said he was in a cou­ple of days ago and is in great health.

Yes you read that right. The frig­tard king spent the time and effort to post that a frogurt shack employee is reas­sur­ing us that our Dark Lord Steve Jobs is doin’ just fine. I seri­ously, and with no hyper­bole what­so­ever, do not have the words to explain the utter idiocy of this. I mean, where do I begin? The sense of utter self impor­tance? Scoble’s des­per­ate need to asso­ciate him­self with celebrity? The insane desire to com­ment on every gods damned Apple rumor ever? FROGURT!?!

I’m fully con­vinced that these depraved lunatics won’t stop until they end up rif­fling through Steve’s garbage; or steal­ing Jobsian stool sam­ples for “analysis.”