More on Free

Today I ran across another entry in the grow­ing list of refu­ta­tions of Chris Anderson’s Free: The Future of a Radical Price. This time it’s an arti­cle from The Chronicle of Higher Education fea­tur­ing the story of Berkley Physics pro­fes­sor Richard A. Muller. In a nut­shell, Anderson uses Muller as an exam­ple in Free of a case where web expo­sure (in this case YouTube videos of pro­fes­sor Muller’s lec­tures) has trans­lated into com­mer­cial suc­cess (in this case a book deal).

The prob­lem is, Muller doesn’t agree with Anderson’s con­clu­sions. Muller is quoted in The Chronicle:

“That is wish­ful think­ing from some­one who is try­ing to con­clude that Webcasts lead to money,” said Mr. Muller. “But cor­re­la­tion is not cau­sa­tion. What Anderson says may be ‘easy to see,’ but it just ain’t so. He is let­ting his hoped-for con­clu­sion drive his analy­sis of events.”

The Journal then goes on to detail how Muller per­formed a quasi – sci­en­tific exper­i­ment to attempt to con­firm Anderson’s hypothesis:

“I have been per­son­ally con­tacted by about 1,000 peo­ple who saw my Webcasts,” said the pro­fes­sor. “When the book came out, I arranged to e-mail all of them (using Norton’s

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Malcolm Gladwell Bitchslaps Chris Anderson

Full dis­clo­sure: I have not read, and have no inten­tion of read­ing Wired edi­tor Chris Anderson’s new book “Free: The Future of a Radical Price.” This is mainly because I think that Anderson is a deluded cyber­topian free­tard, and I have no inten­tion of giv­ing money to some­one who is exhort­ing the rest of us to give our work away for free. I’ll read Chris’s tripe the very day he decides to post it online free of charge.

Even though I don’t rec­om­mend read­ing Anderson’s bab­ble, I do highly rec­om­mend read­ing Malcom Gladwell’s evis­cer­a­tion of Anderson’s “logic” in his review of the book in The New Yorker. Gladwell does an excel­lent job of expos­ing Anderson’s cyber­topian fan­tasy for the garbage that it is.

hat tip to Daring Fireball for the link

Update: I just found out that Anderson is releas­ing a free edi­tion of Free. Fuck it, it’s still tripe.

A History Lesson for the Freetards

A few days ago my esteemed com­rade John Welch wrote up a very insight­ful post about the issues sur­round­ing the Amazon Kindle’s text to speech fea­tures and Author’s Guild response. I’m not going to revisit the specifics of the sit­u­a­tion. If you’re unaware of them go and read John’s post, but I did want to add some of my thoughts in the form of a his­tor­i­cal par­al­lel that seems to be get­ting missed in the dis­cus­sion so far.


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Exceedingly Quick Post.

In order to avoid con­fu­sion, I will hence­forth refer to “Free” in the sense of the Free Software Foundation means it as “Fwee.” For a guide to pro­nun­ci­a­tion, see the scene in Lord of The Rings where Smeagol represses Gollum. The Elmer Fudd vari­a­tion is also acceptable.

How Did I Miss This Tripe?

Mainly because the only report­ing I’ve seen on it was from the losers at Lifehacker. And what tripe am I writ­ing about? Well, another “Don’t buy an iPhone” shit-piece from none other than the unwashed free­tards at the Free Software Foundation. You know, your go-to neck­beards for opin­ions on con­sumer elec­tron­ics. So, let’s take a quick belt of The Gin, fire up the Ranto-Matic 5000 and take a look at what I’m sure will be a rea­son­able essay.

iPhone com­pletely blocks free soft­ware. Developers must pay a tax to Apple, who becomes the sole author­ity over what can and can’t be on everyone’s phones.

Really? I guess it sucks to be in the iPhone hack­ing com­mu­nity. I mean, I don’t like you dorks and you don’t like me; but I at least acknowl­edge that you exist. Right off the bat these dolts con­flate the iPhone, with the App Store. More to the point (and this is entirely in keep­ing with these zealots nar­row ass world view) they dis­miss the hun­dreds, if not thou­sands of devel­op­ers who a) don’t give a shit about “free” soft­ware and b) might actu­ally like get­ting paid for

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More Fun From the Psystards

Good lords I just had an aneurysm. I just noticed via MacNN that the nim­rods over at Psystar are ship­ping “servers” with Leopard as an option. What sort of ram­pag­ing moron would actu­ally run a hack­in­tosh as a proper server? I can under­stand the impetu­ous for the aver­age free­tard to build a hack­in­tosh for per­sonal use. They’re cheap bas­tards, and I sup­pose there is a cer­tain enjoy­ment in the process of shoe-horning OS X onto unsup­ported hard­ware. But a fuck­ing 1U server? Quick ques­tion for any­one seri­ously con­sid­er­ing blow­ing a min­i­mum of $2,000 on one of these turds. Who, exactly, do you think is going to pro­vide sup­port for this abom­i­na­tion. I can guaran-fucking-tee it won’t be Apple. If I was a CIO and found one of these things sit­ting in my racks the shit-cannnings would hap­pen so fast that space-time itself would break.

Oh for the Love of God!

In response to the whiny fuck­nuts who pissed an moaned over Apple serv­ing up a side of Safari along with the lat­est iTunes update on Windows (see my rant here), Apple updated their Software Update client for Windows to dis­tin­guish between “new” and “updated” soft­ware. So, there you go, Apple bows to the com­mu­nity and every­body wins.

Apparently, not if your Asa Dotzler. If you’re Asa, then Apple doing the very gods damned thing that you asked for is not good enough. Apparently Apple needs to also not check the box to install Safari by default. Again, the take home mes­sage here is that Windows users are so fuck­ing con­fused by a check­box that they can’t be trusted with the hor­ri­ble respon­si­bil­ity of installing a browser. What’s next Asa, do I need a note from my mommy to assure that I weally weally wanted to install Safari. You know, for a bunch of peo­ple who expound on the virtues of “choice,” free­tards sure do seem to have an issue with users mak­ing the choice to use some­thing that isn’t theirs.

Here’s a sug­ges­tion for you Asa. When a some­one with a vested inter­est in

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Freetard Follies

This tick­les me. The maroons at Linux​.com felt com­pelled to write an in-depth arti­cle about how the iPhone devel­oper pro­gram is not com­pat­i­ble with “Free Software.” Ignoring the biggest flaw in their arti­cle, which is assum­ing that the NDA restric­tions cur­rently being imposed on the devel­op­ers in the beta pro­gram will also apply to devel­op­ers once the pro­gram is out of beta, is any­one actu­ally sur­prised that the iPhone Developer pro­gram doesn’t play well with the GPL? And more impor­tantly, does any­one other than free­tards give a rat’s ass. You want to develop “free” soft­ware for a phone, go develop for OpenMoko. I’m sure the neck-beards will sing your praises.