Gaming the System

I write a lot about entitlement issues here. The way that I see it, one of the primary driving forces behind much of the ills of our society is the overwhelming sense of entitlement that most people seem to have. We want things done our way, and we want them delivered now gods damn it! [...]

Norwegian Consumer Protection Group Announces, “We’re Ineffectual Twats”

Back in September of last year I wrote a piece about the chuckle fucks in Norway ranting and raving about evil iTunes and its human rights violating DRM. In the ensuing shitstorm of responses from the forces of moral decency (aka cheap cocksuckers) it was pointed out, numerous times, that ranting at Apple over this issue was [...]

Apple Owes Me a Pony!

As you may have heard; Apple recently announced that a) Steve Jobs will not be delivering the keynote address at the next Macworld Expo, and b) the next Expo will be the last that Apple attends. The response from the Mac blogosphere has ranged from the retarded (OMGWTF Steve’s agonna die!!!) to the rational (attending [...]

Screw the “MommyBloggers”

Need to set the MacMacs, the freetards & the mommybloggers against each other; thus starting the long prophesised entitleclypse.

Thus spoke I.

This is so not going to make me any friends; but what the hell, alienating people is all part of the fun. Before I commence to ranting though, let’s make one thing clear. Any vitriol I [...]

Entitletard Holocaust

So, you may have heard that Apple recently released new MacBooks and MacBook Pros. Amongst various changes the shiny new MacBook now no longer has any sort of FireWire connectivity. Because we’re talking Apple here, and Apple “fans” are the biggest bunch of whiny entitletards on the face of the planet; this change has generated a veritable [...]

Not Everything Is a Consumer “Right”

Tucked amid the financial doom and gloom this week was this annoying tidbit. Apparently some twat in Norway has decided to run his mouth some more about how Apple is required to make iTunes Store purchases interoperable with their competitors’ products…or else. I’m sorry, but this sort of shit enrages me. I am a advocate of [...]

New Media Entitletard Douchebags

Ye gods, get a load of the latest whiny new media entitletard douchbaggery from Michael “I make up quotes” Arrington over at TechCrunch.  The gist of the matter is a list of technical questions to the Twitter team from Michael. While the questions themselves have some merit, the absolutely overwhelming sense of new media entitlement surrounding them [...]



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