Rob Enderle Is a Fucking Madman

October 23rd, 2009, by The Angry Drunk

Presented, with­out addi­tional com­ment, the open­ing para­graph of Rob’s lat­est flight of fancy:

This is likely to point with Apple this month as they sit stunned that Windows 7 is doing so well and they are left look­ing fool­ish with prod­ucts priced out of the seg­ment. Their big news this week was a cou­ple of PCs, a new key­board and a multi-touch mouse. This last will likely go down in his­tory as one of the lamest devices yet as they should know, given the iPhone, that touch is con­nected to the screen and not any­thing else. They likely would have done bet­ter putting fir on the damn thing and build­ing it to fart the star span­gled ban­ner at least that would have been patriotic.

Can some­one check and make sure that Rob isn’t hav­ing a psy­chotic episode?

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Rob Enderle: A Douche for All Seasons

April 28th, 2009, by The Angry Drunk

I don’t often bag on Rob Enderle. I mean, where’s the sport in pick­ing apart the scrib­blings of a guy who looks like your creepy uncle, and who would write an arti­cle com­par­ing his own mother to Satan if you greased his palm suf­fi­ciently? Nonetheless, Rob’s lat­est idi­otic screed is some­thing that I can’t pass by. So, let’s fire up the RantoMatic 5000™ and get down to business.

I’d like to dis­sect Rob’s arti­cle argu­ment by argu­ment. Unfortunately Rob neglected to actu­ally make any argu­ments. Instead, what we have is a loosely strung together col­lec­tion of mini-rants, inex­plic­a­ble links, pathetic attempts at wit, and a bizarre audi­tion for work at Fox News. So, in lieu of a proper tear-down, I’ll set­tle for point­ing out some of the more inane pieces.

All shitty arti­cles start with a shitty head­line, and this turd is no exception.

Apple Shakes Baby, Kills Freedom of Speech

You see, what prompted Rob to go into a frenzy was the recent “Baby Shaker” iPhone app inci­dent. I think. It’s really hard to under­stand the gib­ber­ish that Rob spews onto the screen. You see, last week Apple shook a baby to death. Then for a fol­lowup they

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