The Angry Drunk

So help me, if I hear one more of you lack­wits call­ing the AT&T iPhone plan pric­ing “evil” I’m com­ing over there and beat­ing you sense­less. Here’s a per­spec­tive les­son for you hyper­bolic fuck-nuts. Hitler was “evil”, Pol Pot was “evil,” Ted Bundy was “evil.” $35.00 a month for unlim­ited data and 200 SMS mes­sages is incon­ve­nient at best.

In con­clu­sion, suck a dick.