The Angry Drunk

While I grind out the soul crush­ing weeks until I can actu­ally have my iPad I’ve been wait­ing for that one spe­cial iPad arti­cle that would unleash my cre­ative rage. The blog post with that cer­tain some­thing that would push it above the gen­eral morass of inanity that we’ll be scream­ing about on Ye Olde Angry Mac Bastards pod­cast this week. Thank Satan for that cranky old fuck­wit Dave Winer for step­ping up to the plate for me. The head­line is: Is iPad a game-changer?

Of course, with that head­line you know you’re in for a world of stu­pid. First we have the clas­sic troll method of pre­sent­ing your the­sis in the form of the neg­a­tive response to the ques­tion you’ve posed. Of course Dave Winer doesn’t think that the iPad is a game changer, only a drool­ing fool would ever expect that. Also, side note to Dave: “is the iPad a game changer?” Fuck man, arti­cles aren’t just the things that you pre­tend to read Playboy for! Second, who gives a monkey’s fuck if the iPad is a “game-changer”? What the fuck is a “game-changer” any­way. Try eval­u­at­ing the iPad based on some­thing other than straw­man arguments

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