PayPal on Security?

February 29th, 2008, by The Angry Drunk

This is so rich I just got the fuck­ing gout. PayPal actu­ally opin­ing Safari’s anti-phishing capa­bil­i­ties! PayPal, the com­pany that put phish­ing on the map, and is well know for gank­ing their clients’ dough. I’ve got a sug­ges­tion for Apple if they want to make Safari more secure…block PayPal.

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Suck It Ionic Breeze!!

February 20th, 2008, by The Angry Drunk

Ha! While, in this econ­omy, it pains me to see any com­pany in finan­cial prob­lems (mainly on account of the aver­age work­ers that will actu­ally take the hit). This makes me laugh. Who’d have thunk it, a busi­ness model based on sell­ing over­priced crap to morons with more money than sense isn’t doing so well. At least the CEO will be ok. I mean, think of the CEO’s!!!

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…But I Though “Every Kiss Begins With ‘Kay’” Was a Life Lesson…

December 12th, 2007, by The Angry Drunk

A good rant recently from Violent Acres. I too am dis­gusted with the mes­sage that’s dri­ven into us by the fuck-nozzles in the media; not just dur­ing the hol­i­day sea­son, but all fuck­ing year long. “Your worth as a human being is mea­sured soley by how much crap you buy; and the only way to show affec­tion for oth­ers is to buy them crap too.” Want to show your demon-spawn that you don’t really want to drown them in a tub? Why, time for a trip to Mickey fuck­ing D’s. Want to show your bitch that you love her? Don’t actu­ally talk to her, that would be retarded. Instead drop two large on a string of fos­silized coal beads that were scraped out of the ground by slaves and used to fund geno­cide. Seriously, look it the fuck up. To close, here’s a per­sonal annec­dote. I have an aunt and uncle, who make sure every year to send a present. Thing is, that present is a set of over-priced eng­lish muffins from some mail order com­pany…the same fuck­ing muffins every gods damned year. Seriously, when you’ve reduced your

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What the Shit!?!

July 11th, 2007, by The Angry Drunk

There is no part of this story from The Consumerist that I don’t find amus­ing. How pathetic is it to steal a pill that just makes you crap your­self when you eat that sec­ond Texas Double Whopper. Here’s an idea, eat less, then you can afford the pills; but wait, then you won’t need the pills. I guess there are worse implications…what if greasy fat-person shit is an up-and-coming ingre­di­ent in meth? The mind boggles.

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Me Chinese, Me Make Joke, Me Put Random Industrial Chemical in Your Food

May 7th, 2007, by The Angry Drunk

And here we go again; another round of tainted con­sum­ables. Read the story here in the NYT. When the fuck are we, as a nation, going to wake up to the fact that ram­pant unreg­u­lated glob­al­iza­tion is, in fact, a bad thing. It’s not enough that we ship our jobs over­seas; it’s not enough that we can’t build the weapons we need to defend this coun­try with­out parts from China; it’s not enough that China owns the vast major­ity of our sky-rocketing national debt. Maybe peo­ple will wake up when we start drop­ping dead in the fuck­ing streets from food and med­i­cines that have been adul­ter­ated with ran­dom indus­trial chem­i­cals in the name of shav­ing a few cents off of the man­u­fac­tur­ing costs. But hey, it will all be fine; now the Libertopians can tell us how the “Market” will solve this one.

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