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PayPal on Security?

This is so rich I just got the fucking gout. PayPal actually opining Safari’s anti-phishing capabilities!  PayPal, the company that put phishing on the map, and is well know for ganking their clients’ dough.  I’ve got a suggestion for Apple if they want to make Safari more secure…block PayPal.

Suck It Ionic Breeze!!

Ha! While, in this economy, it pains me to see any company in financial problems (mainly on account of the average workers that will actually take the hit). This makes me laugh.  Who’d have thunk it,  a business model based on selling overpriced crap to morons with more money than sense isn’t doing so well.  At least the CEO will be ok.  I mean, think of the CEO’s!!!

…but I Though “Every Kiss Begins With ‘Kay’” Was a Life Lesson…

A good rant recently from Violent Acres. I too am disgusted with the message that’s driven into us by the fuck-nozzles in the media; not just during the holiday season, but all fucking year long. “Your worth as a human being is measured soley by how much crap you buy; and the only way to show affection for others is to buy them crap too.” Want to show your demon-spawn that you don’t really want to drown them in a tub? Why, time for a trip to Mickey fucking D’s. Want to show your bitch that you love her? Don’t actually talk to her, that would be retarded. Instead drop two large on a string of fossilized coal beads that were scraped out of the ground by slaves and used to fund genocide. Seriously, look it the fuck up. To close, here’s a personal annecdote. I have an aunt and uncle, who make sure every year to send a present. Thing is, that present is a set of over-priced english muffins from some mail order company…the same fucking muffins every gods damned year. Seriously, when you’ve reduced your gift giving to an

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What the Shit!?!

There is no part of this story from The Consumerist that I don’t find amusing. How pathetic is it to steal a pill that just makes you crap yourself when you eat that second Texas Double Whopper. Here’s an idea, eat less, then you can afford the pills; but wait, then you won’t need the pills. I guess there are worse implications…what if greasy fat-person shit is an up-and-coming ingredient in meth? The mind boggles.

Me Chinese, Me Make Joke, Me Put Random Industrial Chemical in Your Food

And here we go again; another round of tainted consumables. Read the story here in the NYT. When the fuck are we, as a nation, going to wake up to the fact that rampant unregulated globalization is, in fact, a bad thing. It’s not enough that we ship our jobs overseas; it’s not enough that we can’t build the weapons we need to defend this country without parts from China; it’s not enough that China owns the vast majority of our sky-rocketing national debt. Maybe people will wake up when we start dropping dead in the fucking streets from food and medicines that have been adulterated with random industrial chemicals in the name of shaving a few cents off of the manufacturing costs. But hey, it will all be fine; now the Libertopians can tell us how the “Market” will solve this one.