May 29th, 2008 Jerry Yang: “We’re Done” That’s the headline over at TechCrunch. Pretty simple right, one would almost infer from the quotation marks that that’s actually what the Yahoo CEO said. I mean, I didn’t go to no fancy journalism school, but I do seem to recall from my fifth grade English class that quotation marks imply that someone actually said what’s between them. Apparently Michael Arrington missed that day of school, because not 2 paragraphs into his little hit piece we get this admission. And while Yang never actually said the words quoted in the title above, his tone and body language screamed “We’re Done.” So, what you’re saying Michael, is that you made that quote up for your headline. That, my friend, is the work of a click-whoring jackass.
April 18th, 2008 In response to the whiny fucknuts who pissed an moaned over Apple serving up a side of Safari along with the latest iTunes update on Windows (see my rant here Apparently, not if your Asa Dotzlerthe very gods damned thing that you asked forweally weally
March 21st, 2008 Second, bitching that anyone
March 19th, 2008 Ashutosh Chaturvedi! Ashu serves up one hell of a two-fer on his blog. In fact, his blog has a whopping 2 posts, and they’re both mind bogglingly retarded. Taking the lesser of two fuck-ups first, we have this gem. Ashu is upset that Tuesday’s Leopard Security update broke ssh. Quote: One would think that Apple had tested out the security update before releasing it to the public… but apparently not. He even manages to link to the whiny entitle-twats on the Apple discussion forums bitching about it. Only problem is, it’s not an Apple error. In fact, it’s Rogue Amoeba’s fuckup, as evidenced in the very fucking thread he links too. Now, true, the actual cause wasn’t determined until after Ashu posted his little droppings; but then again, when did a MacMac blogger ever take the fucking time to troubleshoot an error before unleasing the floodgates of whining on Apple.But really, that is just the warm up for the real, aneurysm inducing what-the-fuck that Ashu managed to spill forth yesterday. See, apparently Ashu was actually let into the iPhone Developer program. That’s right, the
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March 14th, 2008 Against all odds, and seriously here I’m fucking shocked, the first story on this to hit my feed-reader was from iLounge with noniPhone developer rejection letter mass mailing Dear Registered iPhone Developer, Thank you for expressing interest in the iPhone Developer Program. We have received your enrollment request. As this time, the iPhone Developer Program is available to a limited number of developers and we plan to expand during the beta period. We will contact you again regarding your enrollment status at the appropriate time. Thank you for applying. loads
February 19th, 2008
- Buy shit from the iTunes Store
- Play it on an Apple branded device (iPod, iPhone, Mac, AppleTV, etc)
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