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More iPhone Follies

December 17th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

Once again John Welch nails it.

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Thwunk!!!

December 12th, 2007 · 3 Comments · Posts

Yes, thwunk. 
That kids, is the sound of me slamming my head against the keyboard. By the by, ergonomic keyboards are much better on the noggin than standard. And why am I slamming my head into the keyboard you ask. Well it may have something to do with this bit of idiocy from The Apple Blog. The [...]

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The Consumerist Commentors Suck Donkey Cock!

December 7th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

Seriously, the comment threads at The Consumerist are so mind-numbingly bad that they make the average Slashdot thread seem erudite in comparison.  Want proof, read on…

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Web 2.Oh No!

December 4th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

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Yep, been there done that.  via Fake Steve Jobs

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Kindling

November 28th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

I have neither the time nor inclination to rant about the Amazon Kindle.  But I am amused that every bit of commentary pointing out its many flaws is met with a flurry of comments from the Nerdistani defending it.  You chumps would line up for an ass-reaming by a n 800 lb gorilla on meth [...]

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Freetards

November 19th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

Freetards, I love it. 
via Fake Steve Jobs.

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On The Other Hand…

November 15th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

This is how one writes a blog post. Coherent thoughts, and a hefty dash of anger; just how I like it.

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Why Blogs Suck (yeah, I know…)

November 15th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

Sweet Cthullu Christ! This mind-numbing example of online “writing” is a prime example of why bloggers get no respect from “traditional” media.  Here’s a hint for you…when you can manage to string 2 coherent thoughts together without digressing into a 6 paragraph ramble that makes about as much sense as the Unabomber manifesto, then you can [...]

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Preach On!

May 3rd, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

Amen sister!

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Words of Wisdom

April 25th, 2007 · No Comments · Posts

Wow, John Welch sums up my thoughts on the gun control aspect of the VA Tech shootings better than I could.

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