The Angry Drunk

You heard it hear first kiddos.  I’ll be live blogging the Macworld Expo Keynote liveblogging.  Tune in to watch your favorite incensed inebriate post live reactions to the punditocracy’s live reactions to the Stevenote.

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There are some psychotic fucks out there in the greater hinterlands of Nerdistan; but the cock-gobbling fuck nozzle that runs rixstep.com (I’ll be fucked if I’ll link to this prick) ranks up there with the worst. Flipping a coin; I’ll link to John Welch’s take on it. Fuck you Rick Downes, fuck you.

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Once again John Welch nails it.

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Yes, thwunk. 
That kids, is the sound of me slamming my head against the keyboard. By the by, ergonomic keyboards are much better on the noggin than standard. And why am I slamming my head into the keyboard you ask. Well it may have something to do with this bit of idiocy from The Apple Blog. The [...]

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Seriously, the comment threads at The Consumerist are so mind-numbingly bad that they make the average Slashdot thread seem erudite in comparison.  Want proof, read on…

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Yep, been there done that.  via Fake Steve Jobs

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I have neither the time nor inclination to rant about the Amazon Kindle.  But I am amused that every bit of commentary pointing out its many flaws is met with a flurry of comments from the Nerdistani defending it.  You chumps would line up for an ass-reaming by a n 800 lb gorilla on meth [...]

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Freetards, I love it. 
via Fake Steve Jobs.

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This is how one writes a blog post. Coherent thoughts, and a hefty dash of anger; just how I like it.

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Sweet Cthullu Christ! This mind-numbing example of online “writing” is a prime example of why bloggers get no respect from “traditional” media.  Here’s a hint for you…when you can manage to string 2 coherent thoughts together without digressing into a 6 paragraph ramble that makes about as much sense as the Unabomber manifesto, then you can [...]

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