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Breaking: 3G iPhone Based on Alien Technology

I don’t really have any anything else to write about; but I was tired of watching the downward slope on my page hits graph, so here goes.  I received a report from a source close to Apple today with incontrovertible proof that the soon-to-be released 3G iPhone will incorporate technology recovered from the alien scoutship that crashed [...]

Oh For The Love Of God!

In response to the whiny fucknuts who pissed an moaned over Apple serving up a side of Safari along with the latest iTunes update on Windows (see my rant here), Apple updated their Software Update client for Windows to distinguish between “new” and “updated” software.  So, there you go, Apple bows to the community and [...]

Freetard Follies

This tickles me.  The maroons at Linux.com felt compelled to write an in-depth article about how the iPhone developer program is not compatible with “Free Software.”  Ignoring the biggest flaw in their article, which is assuming that the NDA restrictions currently being imposed on the developers in the beta program will also apply to developers once the [...]

Additional Thoughts on the OpenMac Announcement.

Update to yesterday’s big Mac story.  So, apparently the Psystards (come on, they handed me that one) have vowed to fight Apple in court for their “right” to sell generic PC’s with OS X installed.  Amazingly, the blogokleinbottle response has actually been somewhat intelligent, but that’s a rant for another day.  What I want to focus [...]

Today’s Winner For “Retarded Business Model” Goes To…

…The chuckle-heads at Psystar, whose website seems to be down, so here’s a link to the Ars story.  It seems these frigtards are selling a Leopard compatible Mac “clone” for four hundred clams.  Here’s a quick dramatization of the strategy meeting in Psytar central that resulted in this brave experiment in getting your asses sued off [...]

Instant Gratification v.s. Rich Experience

There was a post on The Apple Blog today that got me thinking. While I disagree with the conclusions that the author draws, I don’t think that this is a case of the usual blogoratti magical thinking. Rather, I think that there is some fundamental missunderstanding of the current market in video entertainment. The author puts [...]

Translation Services

Just a quick translation from CEO-speak to English of the recent comments from the CEO’s of Mozilla and eMusic (I’m not linking, google them yourselves).
Motherfucker! Why didn’t we think of this first.

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Today’s Whiny MacMeme Is…

…Apple is a bad “Windows citizen” because they “sneakily” “forced” Safari 3.1 on unsuspecting Windows iTunes users.  Apparently some of the whiny twats in the blogokleinbottle are up in arms that Apple offered up Safari 3.1 for Windows in the Software Update tool that gets installed with iTunes/QuickTime on Windows.  My take: here’s a douche [...]

And Today’s Jackass Blogger Is…

Ashutosh Chaturvedi! Ashu serves up one hell of a two-fer on his blog. In fact, his blog has a whopping 2 posts, and they’re both mind bogglingly retarded. Taking the lesser of two fuck-ups first, we have this gem. Ashu is upset that Tuesday’s Leopard Security update broke ssh. Quote:
One would [...]

Here we go.

Strap in cats and catettes, this is going to be a bumpy ride.  Apparently Apple has made their first round picks for the iPhone developer program.  Note, this only applies to developers receiving the certificates that they need to install and test their software on physical iPhones.  Anyone reading more into the decisions (such as [...]


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