September 1st, 2010, by The Angry Drunk 
Last week I tallied up my predictions on the predictions being made for the annual Apple September Music event by the rumorsphere. Now that the event is come and gone it’s time to grade my performance, and the performance of the rumormongers in general. Before I begin though, I think I need to clarify what I’m up to with these rumor predictions posts. First of all, the items that I list are not my predictions. They are the predictions being bandied about by the punditsphere. Secondly, the percentage values that I assign are completely pulled from my ass, often for comedic effect. That said, let’s see how we did. Continue reading Apple Special Event Predictions — the Results
August 30th, 2010, by The Angry Drunk 
Sometimes the New Media Douchebag circus is too good for the freak-show and needs to be in the main ring. Case in point, today’s twaddle from Dave “Cranky-Pants” Winer, Dear Apple, re your boycott of Flash. Ooh, goody, goody gumdrops. It’s criticism in epistle form; my favorite thing. Continue reading Dave You Ignorant Slut
August 26th, 2010, by The Angry Drunk
For those who are unaware, Apple is holding a special event on September 1st, just like they do every September. Not being one to be left out of the fun, here’s my take on the chances of various rumors coming to pass. Continue reading Apple Special Event Predictions
August 6th, 2010, by The Angry Drunk 
So, yeah, Google put the kibosh on Wave this week and now we must endure the inevitable tsunami (Ha! A “wave” joke) of post-mortems from the tech press. See, there’s an unwritten rule in the punditsphere that says that the volume of babble produced when a product fails is directly proportional to the amount of hype from the tech press when the product was announced. Continue reading Obligatory Google Wave Post
July 23rd, 2010, by The Angry Drunk 
If you haven’t heard the news, Apple has delayed the white iPhone yet again; this time to “later this year” which, as we all know is Apple-talk for December 31’st. All joking aside, if the media is looking for a story to play up the “Apple is run by incompetent designtards” there you go. Announcing a product and not being able to ship it for upwards of six months is pathetic. Where’s my press conference mother-fuckers? I’m going to buy a Droid X out of spite.
July 16th, 2010, by The Angry Drunk
I wasn’t present at Friday’s special iPhone 4 Press Conference held by Apple at their Cupertino Campus, but I followed the excellent live coverage from Jason Snell at Macworld. Ignoring the specifics of the announcements (spoiler: there is no fucking recall you fucktards), one thing jumped out at me: Steve Jobs was palpably angry with the media. Continue reading Why Steve Jobs Is (Legitimately) Pissed at the Media
July 8th, 2010, by The Angry Drunk
Looking to get into the fun (and apparently lucrative) game of shopping around emails from Steve Jobs, I went ahead and sent him a note. Imagine my utter shock and amazement when he answered. Here is a copy of our exchange: Continue reading Emails From Steve
June 22nd, 2010, by The Angry Drunk
Yesterday, like a good lemming I updated my iPhone 3G to the newly released and re-named iOS 4. For whatever odd reason it seems that you people are interested in my opinion on such things — which frankly is more than a little disturbing — so here are my random thoughts on the update process itself, as well as running a nearly 2 year old phone with Apple’s newest operating system. Note that this will not be anything approximating a full review of iOS 4. If you want something like that I highly suggest that you read the excellent review from Ars Technica. The Update Process First some notes on the update process itself. I’m happy to report that, unlike many who were upgrading an iPhone 3G, my upgrade went relatively quickly. All told it was probably an hour start-to-finish, but that doesn’t count time spent sitting idle waiting for my input while I buggered off for dinner. That said, the iPhone upgrade process as managed though iTunes is fucking interminable. I’m not yet one of those people who call for the splitting of iTunes into multiple seperate applications, but I’m getting there. During the entire process, which consists
Continue reading iPhone 3G iOS 4 Upgrade Aftermath
June 7th, 2010, by The Angry Drunk
Well, there you have it. The WWDC 2010 Keynote has come and gone. The big news, of course, was the new iPhone 4. Additionally Steve Jobs talked about the newly renamed iOS 4 and minor updates to iBooks on the iPad. I’m not going to bother running down the features of the new OS, Apple covered that during the special event earlier this year. Nor am I going to go through a detailed list of the specs of the new iPhone. You can get a good run-down of that at Ars Technica. What I do want to talk about are my impressions of some of the announcements, and in particular, the reactions to them. Continue reading WWDC 2010 Roundup
May 27th, 2010, by The Angry Drunk
Here’s an insightful post from Ted Landau over at The Mac Observer. Something that Ted briefly mentions, but doesn’t delve into is something that I’ve been thinking about for a while. I think that Apple has reached the point with OS X where it will need to conceptually decouple the included applications such as Mail and iCal from the rest of the operating system. Both applications are in dire need of updating, and arguably require a more rapid update schedule than the system as a whole. Maybe we’ll get that at WWDC, right after Uncle Fester’s monkey dance.
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