September 12th, 2011, by The Angry Drunk
Celebrating my arrival in Dublin with a traditional meal of curry and Indian beer. Posted via email from The Angry Drunk Annex
September 9th, 2011, by The Angry Drunk
Harry C. Marks commenting on two recent articles discussing how to use RSS: Guess what? I’m a grown man who doesn’t need to be told what’s good for me, what’s bad for me or whether I’m “misusing” something that never came with an owner’s manual in the first place. If Marco can’t be bothered to catch up on 50 blog posts at a time, fine for him. If Jacqui Cheng would rather do without RSS altogether, great. A-fucking-men. I hate the compulsion that some techies have to tell people how they should use free form tools like RSS, Twitter and email. And double-plus amen about David Allen and Getting Things Done. I’ve reached the point where I immediately ignore any productivity tool that mentions GTD. It’s an almost sure guarantee that the developer and user base will be more obsessed over the purity of your task list than how the tool works.
September 6th, 2011, by The Angry Drunk
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Jackass.
September 6th, 2011, by The Angry Drunk
Change is afoot at The Worlds Largest Technology Tabloid, and it’s making the natives restless. Now, full disclosure (a hilarious phrase when used in the context of TechCrunch), I despise TechCrunch. As much as I’m loath to see people put out of work, I would like nothing more than to see TechCrunch consigned to the dust-bin of history. Here’s the funny thing though. In each of these pathetic whine-fests about how big bad corporate media just doesn’t understand the special snowflake that is TechCrunch we’re implicitly asked to accept one unreasonable argument. We’re asked to accept that — even though Mike Arrington is a demonstrably unethical jackass — the site that he founded is incapable of unethical behavior. I’m sorry kids, that shit won’t fly.
August 30th, 2011, by The Angry Drunk
I’m hardly the first person to weigh in on this, but I thought that I’d point out this delightful little story from Stephen Hackett at forkbombr.net. The long and short of it is that Stephen called out douchemonger extraordinaire Seth Weintraub, along with his pathetic little ass-minion Mark Gurman over their horrifically tasteless coverage of Steve Jobs’ health. Seth, in a move that is sure to make Mike Arrington proud, registered forkbombr.com and proceeded to redirect it to a variety of sites. As of the the writing of this post it currently points to a page displaying the message “do onto others”. Continue reading On the Infinite Shittiness of 9to5 Mac
August 27th, 2011, by The Angry Drunk
In my last post I refered to an article by the Macalope that was behind the Macworld Insider paywall. The Macalope’s (free) weekly column is now up with that content.
August 26th, 2011, by The Angry Drunk
I was debating joining my mythical compatriot the Macalope and adding my own frothing rage over this vilely offensive pile of syphilitic jackal dung when I made the mistake of meandering down into the comments. I was not surprised to find the usual collection of “hur dur Apple is so evil” bullshit, but what really caught my eye was a magnificent example of the art of utter what-the-fuckery by some jackass with the handle of “joblot”. Continue reading What the Literal Fuck (Steve Jobs Resignation Edition)
August 25th, 2011, by The Angry Drunk
It seems unlikely that anyone reading this would be unaware of the news, but Steve Jobs announced his resignation as Apple’s CEO yesterday afternoon. The glaring idiocy is already spewing forth from the fucktards in the pundit class, but I’ll save my vitriol for a later point. If nothing else I’m sure me and the two other jackasses will rant about it on the next Angry Mac Bastards Old Timey Revival Hour. For the time being, however, I’d just like to thank Mr. Jobs for the amazing work he has done at Apple. On behalf of everyone who just wants their computers and gadgets to get the fuck out of their way and let them get shit done; we appreciate how Apple, under Jobs’ leadership, has made computing suck a little bit less.
August 19th, 2011, by The Angry Drunk
Chad Olson wrote a nice little article today deconstructing yet another stupid iPad 3 “news” report. One thing at Chad wrote jumped out at me because it’s something that I’ve been meaning to rant about for some time. Chad asks: How is it news that Apple is working on a new iPad anyways? Do people think that Apple just slaps the thing together the weekend before announcing it? Continue reading Pundit Product Life Cycle
August 19th, 2011, by The Angry Drunk
Great googly-moogly this week has been one hell of a ride. What with Google announcing plans to buy Motorola Mobility, and now with HP announcing that they’re exiting the PC business and killing off their WebOS hardware. While I can’t say I’ll shed a tear for the PC hardware, I am a bit saddened by the apparent death of WebOS. For one thing, I honestly believe that there should be a decent competitor to iOS in the market. In my mind WebOS was the best suited to take that role. Secondly, I have always had a soft spot for the erstwhile Palm OS. I was an early adopter of Palm handhelds, and I used a Palm device until the day I bought my first iPhone. I’m going to have to dig out my old Tungsten T3 and have a drink with it.
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