Um…Ok?

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In his lat­est piece, Apps Are the New Channels Gruber pon­ders the idea of stand­alone apps replac­ing tele­vi­sion chan­nels as a dis­tri­b­u­tion model.


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My Thoughts on the Steve Jobs Biography

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Haven’t read it.

Ain’t gonna read it.

Don’t fuck­ing care.

Pardon the Fucking Mess

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I need a drink

If you’ve vis­ited the site or looked at the RSS feed dur­ing the last twenty-four hours there’s a good chance that you saw one of a menagerie of errors. Sorry about that. This post will try to explain what the hell was going on as well as point out some changes to the way the site works.


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Link: On an Apple TV and Also the Apple TV

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A rare bit of sane com­men­tary amongst the cur­rent unicorn-mongery about the sup­posed “Apple HDTV” from Craig Grannell.

Another point that the techno-utopians are miss­ing is this: What about all the con­tent that doesn’t fit into the iTunes model of distribution?

  • Local pro­gram­ming
  • Live sports that don’t hap­pen to be MLB, NHL or NFL
  • Live news/info pro­gram­ming such as CNN/MSNBC/Fox
  • Vintage/Rare/Cult con­tent that the stu­dios will likely never pro­vide in a non-disc format
  • Console gam­ing (sorry the iPad is not a replace­ment for the PS3/Xbox/Wii)

All of this con­tent will require players/set-top-boxes that elim­i­nate the “sim­plic­ity” that every­one spouts as the rai­son d’être for the Apple HDTV in the first place. When you look at the con­tent that the major­ity of peo­ple con­sume, and not just the habits of the small sam­ple of hip­ster techno-utopians yap­ping about this, it’s clear that this mar­ket is far more com­pli­cated than the blo­go­ratti seems to believe.

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Shooting Ourselves in the Dick

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Warning: Political Content Ahead

It pisses me the fuck off. Whenever there is the slight­est chance for an actual pop­ulist move­ment to arise in this coun­try and have a hope in hell of con­nect­ing with the masses the bas­tions of “lib­eral” ide­o­log­i­cal purity rear up and do their fuck­ing best to drive peo­ple away from it. Case in point, this idi­otic piece of dri­vel from Greg Laden.


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Link: Rumor Accounting

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Shawn King for Stupid Apple Rumors:

Wouldn’t it be bet­ter if if your favorite site were more accu­rate? If they pub­lished fewer rumors from fewer sus­pect sources? If we could trust what they say more? Stupid Apple Rumors’ goal isn’t to have rumors go away — we like rumors as much as the next per­son — but to have the rumors, and the sites who pub­lish, waste less of our valu­able time with ridicu­lous sto­ries from ridicu­lous sources. Our goal is to track, doc­u­ment and report on the rumors and the sites that pub­lish them in the hopes that those sites will take notice and make a con­certed effort to get bet­ter at their jobs — thereby pro­vid­ing even greater value to you their read­er­ships and advertisers.

Honestly, the only thing that sur­prises me about this analy­sis is that the shit-bag rumor­mon­gers did as well as they did.

Link: iPhone 4S Pre-Orders Top 1 Million in 24 Hours

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Jim Dalrymple report­ing for The Loop:

Apple’s iPhone 4S has bro­ken the pre­vi­ous sin­gle day pre-order record of 600,000 set by the iPhone 4. According to Apple, the iPhone 4S has been pre-ordered over one mil­lion times in just 24 hours.

What a fuck­ing disappointment.

Link: Tech Press Gets It Wrong on iPhone 4S

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Anyone who has lis­tened to the lat­est episode of the Angry Mac Bastards pod­cast should be aware that I was some­what annoyed to say the least at the gen­eral reac­tion of the tech press to the iPhone 4S announce­ment. John Kheit, writ­ing for The Mac Observer, echoes my feel­ings — with a bit less vol­ume, but far more panache:

Ultimately the tech press is bunch of cow­ardly posers that lick their col­lec­tive fin­gers to see where the pub­lic breeze is blow­ing and end up jab­bing it directly up into the tech­no­rati hip­sters’ col­lec­tive pos­te­rior as a gauge of merit.

Preach it!


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The Macalope on the Jackasses Using Steve Jobs Death for Profit & Trolling

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Normally I’d post some­thing like this as a link list item, but since it’s behind the Macworld Insider1 pay wall I’ll link it here.

In the post the Macalope tears into three shit-bags seek­ing to either cap­i­tal­ize on Steve Jobs’ death or to antag­o­nize peo­ple, pre­sum­ably for page-views: David Srere — shit­ti­est “brand expert” ever, Hamiton Nolan — from the tabloid shit-rag Gawker and everyone’s favorite fun­da­men­tal­ist ass­hole Fred Phelps.

Writeth the horned one:

It is a sad fact of life that there are invet­er­ate jerks who will take the death of a man (how­ever flawed) like Steve Jobs, and try to use it for per­sonal gain, or just as a self-righteous and hate-filled attack on the val­ues of those who cared about him.

Well said my myth­i­cal brother-from-another-species, well said. And with that we have the last I’m going to say — in this forum — about the shit smears trolling a man’s death. Fuck the lot of ‘em.


  1. If you’re not a Macworld Insider sub­scriber, I really rec­om­mend it. Access to the Macalope Daily is worth the cost alone.


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Steve Jobs 1955 — 2011

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And so it goes. I don’t have any deeply per­sonal sto­ries of how Steve affected my life. I didn’t know the man other than through his work — and I’m sure that Steve lived out his life bliss­fully unaware of my exis­tence. And that’s how it should be.

What I did share with Steve was a vision. It’s the vision that lies at the heart of every Apple prod­uct that Steve had a hand in — that tech­nol­ogy should serve to empower peo­ple to do and cre­ate the things they love. That vision is what drew me to my first Macintosh com­puter and it ulti­mately secured me as a life-long Apple cus­tomer. I try, every day to incor­po­rate that vision into the things I do.

For that vision, and for the drive to carry it out Steve Jobs will always have my thanks and respect.

– Created on my iPad


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