iPads, "Hackers" and the Death of Computing

Inevitably, amongst the rest of the inane wailing about the iPad in the last 48 hours, the old “closed system” meme has reared its tired head. The particular form of that meme that I want to focus on is a particularly annoying variant and one that is best expressed by Alex Payne in his blog post On the iPad. In yonder post Alex makes the assertion:

The thing that bothers me most about the iPad is this: if I had an iPad rather than a real computer as a kid, I’d never be a programmer today. I’d never have had the ability to run whatever stupid, potentially harmful, hugely educational programs I could download or write. I wouldn’t have been able to fire up ResEdit and edit out the Mac startup sound so I could tinker on the computer at all hours without waking my parents. The iPad may be a boon to traditional eduction, insofar as it allows for multimedia textbooks and such, but in its current form, it’s a detriment to the sort of hacker culture that has propelled the digital economy.

Perhaps, but let me counter with a bit of my own history. My first computer was a Mac Plus. The Mac Plus was as closed a box as the iPad ever will be. At that time there were no freely available development tools like Xcode (you know, the tool that let’s you develop for the horribly closed iPad). Development tools cost hundreds of dollars. There was no Apple Developer Connection website, fuck Alex, there was no web. This idea that Apple has morphed from some hippy-dippy hacker-friendly love-fest into a dystopian corporate juggernaut is plain wrong. Continuing, Alex writes:

Wherever we stand in digital history, the iPad leaves me with the feeling that Apple’s interests and values going forward are deeply divergent with my own. There’s nothing wrong with that; people make consumer decisions every day based on their values. If I don’t like the product that the iPad turns out to be once released, I’m free to simply not buy it. These things have a way of evolving, and I won’t preclude the possibility that Apple eventually addresses concerns about the openness of the device.

For now, though, I remain disturbed. The future of personal computing that the iPad shows us is both seductive and dystopian. It’s not a future I want to bring into my home.

This is the dilemma that Alex presents us with. Moving forward we can either have a world of hacker-friendly general purpose computers, or a dystopian nightmare of “closed” products. I would argue that this is a false dilemma. The first way in which Alex’s argument fails is that he confuses the iPad, as well as the iPhone and iPod Touch with general purpose computers, and then attempts to draw conclusions about the future of computing in general from how Apple treats them. It is true that these devices are in essence computers. Hell, the first generation iPhone had specifications that, in every way, are superior to that of my old Mac Plus. However, Apple obviously doesn’t see them in that way. To try and discern Apple’s motives in regards to the very future of computing based on the iGadgets is foolish.

The other way in which Alex misses the boat is the time-honored new media generation Y standard of ignoring all of recorded history prior to the year 2000. Here’s a hint for those unaware: “hackers” are not some mystical new phenomenon of the computer age. They didn’t spring, Athena-like, from the forehead of Zeus with the introduction of the personal computer. There have always been tinkerers, “hackers” if you will, and they always manage to work around whatever road-blocks the purveyors of their particular hobby put in their path.

It’s considered bad form to use car analogies in reference to computing, but this is a case where I think an exception can be made. Once upon a time the internal combustion engine was simplicity itself. Mainly mechanical parts, with a smattering of electrical (not electronic, there is a difference) components. Anyone with the time and inclination could disassemble and tinker with the engine in their vehicle. One might say that they could even “hack” them. Shade-tree mechanics were legion, and many the youth learned the skills that would lead them to careers in mechanical engineering. Does any of this sound familiar?

Over time, though, the nature of the automotive industry changed. Automobiles became more and more complicated and “closed.” Pundits bemoaned the death of the shade-tree mechanic. And yet, tinkerer’s still exist. Communities of enthusiasts who share their knowledge and love of the IC engine still exist. The world didn’t end, it merely changed.

A far more rational take on this situation, but one that I still have some disagreements with was posted by Steven Frank. Steven sees the iPad as an example of the difference between what he dubs “Old World” and “New World” computing. I think that this is a fascinating idea and I largely agree with it. My dissention is with Steven’s belief that the “New World” will necessarily supplant the “Old World.” I don’t see that as a foregone conclusion. I think that both models of computing can coexist, just as consumer friendly automobiles coexist with “hacker” friendly customs.

In either case, the iPad is hardly the herald of our new dystopian future…that’s Skynet, get it straight.

iPad Analysis

Courtesy of Penn Jillette, my response to 95% of the iPad “analysis” out there:

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Thanks to my pal Peter Cohen for thinking of this first

iPad Calculus

Yes, the fucking iPad is finally here. Now, at least, the craptastic blog posts and articles can have some basis in reality…or not, this is the blogosphere we’re talking about here. As we all know, the question burning up the intar-tubes is, what does Darby think of this thing. Well, dear readers fear not, for all shall be revealed. Read on to learn the truth.

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...And There We Have It.

So, how did we do:

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My Predictions – Unicorn Edition

The day of days is upon us, so I thought I’d do a quick run-down of the various rumors that have been bandied about. I’m also going to give my estimation on the likelihood of said prediction coming true.

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The Calm Before the Storm

Well, my lovelies, tomorrow all will be revealed. I’m about to ensconce myself within the meditation chamber of the Fortress of Disquietude until the magic hour is upon us. See you on the other side.

“Fanning the Flames of Cowardice”

Sage wisdom from The Rude Pundit.

Stewart Bags on Olberman

Sometimes I think that those of us on the left take ourselves too seriously. Thanks, then, for Jon Stewart to take us all down a peg when needed.

Winer Swings and Misses…Again

I’m bored, and the non-stop torrent of Apple Unicorn rumor-mongering interests me not one bit; so I think I take some time to point out yet another example of Dave Winer’s ongoing campaign to prove that he knows fuck-all about technology. I’ve written about this before, but this example was too good to pass up.

In an article titled Twitter is SMS 2.0 Dave puts forth the thesis that Twitter is to SMS as blogging is to the web. Hilariously, that analogy is absolutely correct, but not in the way that Dave thinks it is. Dave is proposing that Twitter is an evolution of or replacement to SMS in the same way that blogging is an evolution of or replacement to the web. To quote the curmudgeon:

There was the web and then there was Web 2.0. The difference is dimension. The first version of the web, though it was never the intention of the designer, was one-way. Publishing was hard, very few people did it. Lots of reading, not much writing. Blogging changed all that, writing got very easy, then richer, to the point where lots of professional publications now use blogging software. Mission accomplished.

The first mistake that Dave makes is the classic New Media Douchebag division of “Web” and “Web 2.0.” I hate to tell you lack-wits, that division exists solely in the minds of you and your fellow travelers. To everyone else on the planet there is and always has been just “the web.” Hells, most real people don’t even understand that there is a difference between “the web” and email.

The second place that Dave jumps the tracks is his characterization of blogging and that it has somehow changed the landscape of the web. The truth is, and Dave should fucking well know this, is that “blogs” existed even before hypertext transfer protocol was a gleam in Tim Berners-Lee’s eye. The separation of “blogging” into some novel category is again an invention of the New Media Douchebags.

Dave’s final mistake is his implication that the fact that “lots of publications” use blogging software mean that blogging has somehow replaced the web. This is a classic Winer mistake, confusing the message with the medium. What does it matter is a news outlet is using an in-house Content Management System (CMS), a blogging platform, or hand-coding each html page? It’s the content that matters. Just because the New Media Douchebags have decreed that sequentially posted “articles” are the definition of “blogging” doesn’t change the fact that the content, in the case of our news outlet example, is a news report. If CNN starts carving their headlines into stone tablets, does that make them commandments?

Moving on with Dave’s argument:

Texting was always a read-write medium, and very simple, but like 1.0 of the web, was one-dimensional. Texts were limited in how they could be combined and routed. Enter Twitter, a puzzle — what the frack is it? We spent three-plus years puzzling it out, in the end it has a rather simple explanation — it’s the next version of SMS. You can do everything in Twitter you can do in SMS, and so much more. But essentially it feels very much like SMS, the same way blogging is very much like the web (so much so that that statement seems ludicrous).

Actually, calling this an argument is ludicrous. Dave merely asserts ex cathedra that Twitter is the next version of SMS. And why is that so? Because cranky uncle Dave says so. What little passes for argument boils down to a tautology. “Twitter can do everything SMS can do and more.” Of course it can Dave, that’s because Twitter was designed to run on top of SMS you moron. In fact, the standard response to Dave when he bleats that Twitter should invoke whatever feature he’s pumping in a given week is that it has to maintain compatibility with SMS.

Which brings us to the point, and why Dave got the analogy right but the logic behind it wrong. As I wrote before in the article I linked above, Dave Winer doesn’t grasp the difference between an application and the platform that it runs on. In this case Web : Blog :: SMS : Twitter because the web and sms are platforms that the specific applications of Twtter and blogging run over (and yes I know that Twitter runs on the web too, that’s irrelevant).

Once again Dave displays a shocking lack of awareness of these concepts given that he is the so-called “father of blogging and RSS.”

New Media Doucheparty

Are you fucking kidding me?



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