1. Hacks

    August 01, 2012

    Would be nice if the tech press understood the difference between a cloud vendor being “hacked” and it’s employees having shitty passwords.

    — Darby Lines (@Angry_Drunk) August 1, 2012

  2. Sounds Familiar

    July 31, 2012

    Ta-Nehisi Coates writing for the Atlantic regarding the Jonah Lehrer scandal and the difference between being a good journalist and being an “oracle”:

    …we now live in a world where counter-intuitive bullshitting is valorized, where the pose of argument is more important than the actual pursuit of truth, where clever answers take precedence over profound questions. We have no patience for mystery. We want the deciphering of gods. We want oracles. And we want them right now.

    Fuck me but doesn’t that sound like some of the very jackholes that are featured here and on Ye Olde Angry Mac Bastards podcast?

  3. Holy Fuck This Asshole Needs to be Impeached!

    July 18, 2012
    Warning! Political content ahead!

    Actually, I don’t know if Arizona law allows for the impeachment of a county sheriff but fuck me if withered old carpetbagger Joe Arpaio doesn’t need to be removed from office with extreme prejudice.

    If you follow Arizona politics at all you probably know that Dime Bag Joe went full retardbirther a few months back in yet another attempt to rile up his base of honkey assholes and distract from the impending onslaught of lawsuits and Federal investigations. Well, after an exhaustive investigation by José’s Keystome Cops “Cold Case Posse” (lavishly paid for by my tax dollars) surprise, surprise Ol’ Man Arpaio has revealed that he has conclusive “proof” that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a forgery. Said “proof” being on par with the feces-smeared ramblings of the residents of a lunatic asylum.

    In any sane world this pathetic excuse for a “lawman” would be laughed out of office and ridden out of town on a rail. Sadly, due to the preponderance of carpetbagger honkeys with their $200 Dan Post “cowboy” boots, lily-white Stetson hats and an obsessive need to yank their withered cocks to John Wayne movies while fantasizing about living in the “real” West it’s almost a forgone conclusion that this worthless shit will be re-elected. I’m no fan of Fox News, but for the love of Satan will you shitbags just give this angry old fuck a show so he’ll leave us in peace?