The Angry Drunk

Just a quick translation from CEO-speak to English of the recent comments from the CEO’s of Mozilla and eMusic (I’m not linking, google them yourselves).
Motherfucker! Why didn’t we think of this first.

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…Apple is a bad “Windows citizen” because they “sneakily” “forced” Safari 3.1 on unsuspecting Windows iTunes users.  Apparently some of the whiny twats in the blogokleinbottle are up in arms that Apple offered up Safari 3.1 for Windows in the Software Update tool that gets installed with iTunes/QuickTime on Windows.  My take: here’s a douche [...]

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Ashutosh Chaturvedi! Ashu serves up one hell of a two-fer on his blog. In fact, his blog has a whopping 2 posts, and they’re both mind bogglingly retarded. Taking the lesser of two fuck-ups first, we have this gem. Ashu is upset that Tuesday’s Leopard Security update broke ssh. Quote:
One would [...]

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Hahahha, fuck me this is a good one.  Via Crooks and Liars: CNN Admits It Should Have Vetted Guest Expert Better.  Apparently the “guest expert” discussing the Spitzer situation was a former U.S. Attorney who lost his job after, “being accused of biting a topless dancer on the arm during a visit to an adult [...]

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Strap in cats and catettes, this is going to be a bumpy ride.  Apparently Apple has made their first round picks for the iPhone developer program.  Note, this only applies to developers receiving the certificates that they need to install and test their software on physical iPhones.  Anyone reading more into the decisions (such as [...]

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One could argue that I pick on the kids at The Apple Blog.  But, gosh darn it, they make it so easy.  Case in point.  Today one of the crew over there posed the question, “Should Apple have had a bigger presence at SXSW?“  To which I will be glad to provide an answer.  No.  [...]

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Today Apple held an event to layout the roadmap for enterprise support and the SDK.  I’ll leave the analysis of the event to my betters, mainly because a) I don’t own an iPhone, b) I’m not a developer and c) the morons in charge of “Enterprise IT” where I’m at would first ask if that [...]

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This is so rich I just got the fucking gout. PayPal actually opining Safari’s anti-phishing capabilities!  PayPal, the company that put phishing on the map, and is well know for ganking their clients’ dough.  I’ve got a suggestion for Apple if they want to make Safari more secure…block PayPal.

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Ban every fuck who includes the phrase, “I don’t think we’re getting the whole story here.” and it’s variants.  Seriously, you’ll lose 80% of the comments, but the average intelligence of the remaining comments will go up by 800%, so it’s an overall win.

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Ha! While, in this economy, it pains me to see any company in financial problems (mainly on account of the average workers that will actually take the hit). This makes me laugh.  Who’d have thunk it,  a business model based on selling overpriced crap to morons with more money than sense isn’t doing so well.  At least [...]

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