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Update: Cox Field Technicians Are Cocks.

May 6th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Posts

As I wrote last time in A Tale of Two Fuckups, after leaving one of my three Cox digital cable boxes unpowered for a week and a half, it was no longer working properly.  To recap, I called technical support looking to have the box re-authorized; but the numbskull of the phone refused and insisted [...]

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A Tale of Two Fuckups

May 2nd, 2008 · 4 Comments · Posts

Gotta get these two off of my chest.
Fuckup The First. Wherein Cox Communications Phoenix Angers an Angry Drunk:
This is a relatively straightforward one.  I’m currently laying new tile in my living room; which necessitated the disconnection and removal of my television and cable box.  Mind you, this is standard definition digital cable.  Nothing overly complicated. [...]

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Happy Birthday to Me.

April 28th, 2008 · 4 Comments · Posts

Another year without being institutionalized.  Yay me.

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Oh For The Love Of God!

April 18th, 2008 · 73 Comments · Posts

In response to the whiny fucknuts who pissed an moaned over Apple serving up a side of Safari along with the latest iTunes update on Windows (see my rant here), Apple updated their Software Update client for Windows to distinguish between “new” and “updated” software.  So, there you go, Apple bows to the community and [...]

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Freetard Follies

April 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Posts

This tickles me.  The maroons at Linux.com felt compelled to write an in-depth article about how the iPhone developer program is not compatible with “Free Software.”  Ignoring the biggest flaw in their article, which is assuming that the NDA restrictions currently being imposed on the developers in the beta program will also apply to developers once the [...]

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Additional Thoughts on the OpenMac Announcement.

April 15th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Posts

Update to yesterday’s big Mac story.  So, apparently the Psystards (come on, they handed me that one) have vowed to fight Apple in court for their “right” to sell generic PC’s with OS X installed.  Amazingly, the blogokleinbottle response has actually been somewhat intelligent, but that’s a rant for another day.  What I want to focus [...]

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Today’s Winner For “Retarded Business Model” Goes To…

April 14th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Posts

…The chuckle-heads at Psystar, whose website seems to be down, so here’s a link to the Ars story.  It seems these frigtards are selling a Leopard compatible Mac “clone” for four hundred clams.  Here’s a quick dramatization of the strategy meeting in Psytar central that resulted in this brave experiment in getting your asses sued off [...]

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Obligatory Upgraded to WordPress 2.5 Post

March 31st, 2008 · No Comments · Posts

Everything seems to work.  Yippie!

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I Win

March 30th, 2008 · 6 Comments · Posts

Inspired by bynkii.com who comes in at a paltry 16%.  If there is anything that I excel at it’s profanity, motherfuckers.
 
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Instant Gratification v.s. Rich Experience

March 27th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Posts

There was a post on The Apple Blog today that got me thinking. While I disagree with the conclusions that the author draws, I don’t think that this is a case of the usual blogoratti magical thinking. Rather, I think that there is some fundamental missunderstanding of the current market in video entertainment. The author puts [...]

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