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I do so love Lewis Black.
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The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon — Thurs 11p / 10c Back in Black — Glenn Beck’s Nazi Tourette’s www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party I do so love Lewis Black. Continue reading Glen Beck’s Nazi Tourette’s Warning! Political content ahead! terrorism ter-ror-ism –noun the use of violence and threats to intimidate or coerce, esp. for political purposes. Maybe we shouldn’t be so quick to close Gitmo after all. the use of violence and threats to intimidate or coerce, esp. for political purposes. Good! The jury did the absolutely right thing here. There should be no debate, no deliberation, no contemplation. If you kill people, any people, just because your sky-daddy tells you to, you are a murderer. Now, because I actually have consistent and logical moral beliefs, I hope that this cock-sucker is sentenced to life in prison. Because state-sanctioned murder is just as reprehensible as sky-daddy sanctioned murder.
Sometimes I think that those of us on the left take ourselves too seriously. Thanks, then, for Jon Stewart to take us all down a peg when needed. Once again, Bruce Schneier shows the way on the topic of real security. People have to realize that the only way that terrorists “win” is if we live in fear. This has been linked far and wide, but it can’t be disseminated far enough or wide enough. Words of wisdom. Warning! Political and Local Interest content ahead! Proceed at your own risk! It’s nice to see that the United States has become a nation of panty-waisted shrinking violets. Apparently two poor fucks flying into this shit-hole of a state were detained by the cracker-jack (because that’s the box out of which they get their certifications) agents of the TSA. Of course, upon investigation, they were released. And what, you might ask, were these poor sods’ crimes? Well:
There you have it. All you swarthy fuckers better make sure to keep you mouths, and your prostrates, clamped shut, or it’s the interrogation room for you. I swear I am so sick and tired of this nation of terrified racist cunts. And don’t get me started on the comments to the article. Seriously, I may have to kill myself. Warning! Non-Techie Content Ahoy! You may have seen a commercial that K-Mart has been running lately encouraging people to make use of the “layaway” system for purchases this holiday season. To explain layaway for those who didn’t grow up middle-class in the last few decades, here’s the deal: Back in the hoary days of yore, when you wanted to buy something but didn’t have sufficient scratch on hand, one of the choices available was layaway. The way it worked was, you put some money down, and then made payments every one to two weeks until you had paid for the item. Then it was yours. I know that, sadly, there are probably some people who have been struck dumb with incredulity at that description. “Mon Dio!” you say, aghast. “Surely you would just put such a purchase on your credit card.” And, of course, nowadays that’s exactly what you would do. But, as horrifying as it may seem, there once was a time when people didn’t leverage their futures just to have the new shiny now. Maybe it’s actually a good sign that stores are bringing the concept of layaway back. Of course, the banks will Yet again the Rude Pundit nails it. Congressman Barney Frank of Massachusetts, bringing the sexy back to the healthcare debate: |
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