It’s the Content Providers, Silly.

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I hate to pick on Lex Friedman over at Macworld as he’s gen­er­ally a smart guy, but in his opin­ion piece on the recent Netflix changes he misses the point in a way that is all too common.


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On the Infinite Shittiness of 9to5 Mac

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I’m hardly the first per­son to weigh in on this, but I thought that I’d point out this delight­ful lit­tle story from Stephen Hackett at fork​bombr​.net. The long and short of it is that Stephen called out douchemon­ger extra­or­di­naire Seth Weintraub, along with his pathetic lit­tle ass-minion Mark Gurman over their hor­rif­i­cally taste­less cov­er­age of Steve Jobs’ health. Seth, in a move that is sure to make Mike Arrington proud, reg­is­tered fork­bombr.com and pro­ceeded to redi­rect it to a vari­ety of sites. As of the the writ­ing of this post it cur­rently points to a page dis­play­ing the mes­sage “do onto others”.


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What the Literal Fuck (Steve Jobs Resignation Edition)

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I was debat­ing join­ing my myth­i­cal com­pa­triot the Macalope and adding my own froth­ing rage over this vilely offen­sive pile of syphilitic jackal dung when I made the mis­take of mean­der­ing down into the com­ments. I was not sur­prised to find the usual col­lec­tion of “hur dur Apple is so evil” bull­shit, but what really caught my eye was a mag­nif­i­cent exam­ple of the art of utter what-the-fuckery by some jack­ass with the han­dle of “joblot”.


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Thanks Steve

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It seems unlikely that any­one read­ing this would be unaware of the news, but Steve Jobs announced his res­ig­na­tion as Apple’s CEO yes­ter­day after­noon. The glar­ing idiocy is already spew­ing forth from the fuck­tards in the pun­dit class, but I’ll save my vit­riol for a later point. If noth­ing else I’m sure me and the two other jack­asses will rant about it on the next Angry Mac Bastards Old Timey Revival Hour.

For the time being, how­ever, I’d just like to thank Mr. Jobs for the amaz­ing work he has done at Apple. On behalf of every­one who just wants their com­put­ers and gad­gets to get the fuck out of their way and let them get shit done; we appre­ci­ate how Apple, under Jobs’ lead­er­ship, has made com­put­ing suck a lit­tle bit less.

Pundit Product Life Cycle

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Chad Olson wrote a nice lit­tle arti­cle today decon­struct­ing yet another stu­pid iPad 3 “news” report. One thing at Chad wrote jumped out at me because it’s some­thing that I’ve been mean­ing to rant about for some time. Chad asks:

How is it news that Apple is work­ing on a new iPad any­ways? Do peo­ple think that Apple just slaps the thing together the week­end before announc­ing it?


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Sweet Zoroaster, What’s With This Week?

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Great googly-moogly this week has been one hell of a ride. What with Google announc­ing plans to buy Motorola Mobility, and now with HP announc­ing that they’re exit­ing the PC busi­ness and killing off their WebOS hard­ware. While I can’t say I’ll shed a tear for the PC hard­ware, I am a bit sad­dened by the appar­ent death of WebOS. For one thing, I hon­estly believe that there should be a decent com­peti­tor to iOS in the mar­ket. In my mind WebOS was the best suited to take that role. Secondly, I have always had a soft spot for the erst­while Palm OS. I was an early adopter of Palm hand­helds, and I used a Palm device until the day I bought my first iPhone.

I’m going to have to dig out my old Tungsten T3 and have a drink with it.

And Then That Happened

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Jesus tap-dancing Christ, I go off on a four day ben­der and come back to find that Google has up and bought Motorola. What in Satan’s name is this world com­ing to. Most of the pun­di­toc­racy seems to think that this is a play for Moto’s patent port­fo­lio. I’m not of the mood to put much thought into the whole thing, so I’ll just link to Nilay Patel’s analy­sis of the patent impli­ca­tions. Now, excuse me while I go break the news to my old Moto RAZR.


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An Abstract Argument

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Mac OS X 10.7 Lion has finally arrived, bring­ing with it some of the most sig­nif­i­cant changes in the Mac user inter­face since OS X debuted a decade ago. Predictably the response from a large seg­ment of the tech pun­di­toc­racy has been fear, loathing and nerd rage.

Ever since Steve Jobs gave a brief pre­view of Lion at a spe­cial event in October 2010 there have been pun­dits claim­ing that the new inter­face fea­tures rep­re­sented the “iOSi­fi­ca­tion” of the Mac. Harry Marks does a good job of address­ing that claim on his blog so I will refrain from get­ting into that debate here. I do, though, want to address a point that I feel is get­ting missed by those bemoan­ing the changes in Lion.


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Wettin’ Their Beaks

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If it wasn’t blind­ingly obvi­ous before, it should be by now that the mafioso scum­bags behind Lodsys really think that they deserve a cut of every shekel that trades hands on the Internet. Hopefully the inde­pen­dent devel­op­ers out there will clue in to the fact that Apple can’t save them from this, and nego­ti­at­ing with these cock-suckers will only guar­an­tee that they demand a big­ger cut down the road.

It’s time to orga­nize and fight back.

SOURCES!!

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Via the infal­li­ble Josh Topolsky:

Our sources are say­ing that not only will there be a newly designed iPhone com­ing in the fall, but there is going to be a new entry into the iPad fam­ily as well. As hard as it might be to believe, the new tablet is said to sport a dou­ble res­o­lu­tion screen (2048 x 1536), and will be dubbed the “iPad HD.” The idea behind the prod­uct is appar­ently that it will be a “pro” device aimed at a higher end mar­ket — folks who work in video and photo pro­duc­tion pos­si­bly — and will be intro­duced along­side some­thing like an iPad ver­sion of Final Cut or Aperture. This prod­uct is specif­i­cally said to not be the iPad 3, rather a com­pli­men­tary piece of the iPad 2 line. Think MacBook and MacBook Pro.

My gosh he must be right! Apple is known far and wide for their devo­tion to the “Pro” market