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In honor of how far we came, and in light of how far we have yet to go. Here is a recording of Billy Bragg’s “The Space Race is Over.”

Angry Mac Bastards Swag

Behold! The glory that is the Angry Mac Bastards thong!

Nah, just joshing you, but I am enjoying a frosty pint of ale from the wonderful Angry Mac Bastards beer stein. You know you fucking want one.  Kudos to Melissa Findley (@Mercuralis on Twitter) for the design. It truly rocks. AMB Swag 1 AMB Swag 2

Today’s Round of Idiocy

I write this post with a heavy heart.

Have any of you ever been in the following situation? You know a guy. He’s a smart guy, and you agree with almost all of his opinions, but he’s done or said something so monumentally annoying that you just have to smack him around a bit for it. Well, I’ve just encountered the intertubes version of that.

So, who’s the dipshit in question? I’m glad you asked. It’s “Cousin Avi” of Veritas Nihilum Vincet.

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Gimp Hand Update 6/1/2009

It’s been a while since I’ve regaled you with pictures of my finger. Behold what almost 2 months of healing hath accomplished. Considerably less disturbing pictures after the jump.

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New Feed Links

Just for kicks I’ve enabled separate feed links based on content types. The available feeds are:

All content Just posts Blurbs (the trivial crap that show up in the blue boxes) Angry Mac Bastards Podcast Updates Disqus Comments

You can find the feed links in the right hand sidebar.

Gimp Hand Update – 5/9/2009

Ok boys and ghouls, these things are starting to annoy me almost as much as they are probably annoying you, so this is the last update about my hand for a while. Enjoy the pictures after the fold and keep the comments about my flaky skin to a minimum; you try keeping a digit under a bandage 23 hours a day and see if you don’t need a little moisturizing.

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Gimp Hand Update – 4/29/2009

For this week’s installment I get that gods damned split off for good!! See the slightly less disgusting pictures below the fold.

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Gimp Hand the Movie II: Electric Boogaloo

Gimp Hand 4-19-2009 from Darby Lines on Vimeo.

Well, you depraved fuckers seemed to enjoy my last percocet induced ramblings. Here’s part two.

Gimp Hand Update – 4/15/2009

It boggles my mind, but some of you sick fucks seem to enjoy these pictures. Whatever blows your skirt up.

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Gimp Hand – The Movie

Gimp Hand 4-12-2009 from Darby Lines on Vimeo.

I’ve been wanting to play around with some video, and what better way than to horrify people with my ugly mug and hideous hand. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll crap your pants.