Want

January 28th, 2009

I want one of these. A blaze of gun­fire would actu­ally make me want to get up in the morning.

July 23rd, 2008

Continuing in the fine Gawker Media tra­di­tion of post­ing any old crap as long as it gets hits,

I was a lit­tle shocked! I know you can get just about ANYTHING in this world. You can get a whale’s pan­creas if you’d want one! I can get you one! But com’on, a bull’s penis! How busy they were their whole lives. And they throw it to a dog, like that, for a snack! Now, are they avail­able here in the Los Angeles area? They are, aren’t they? Doesn’t that make you a lit­tle weazy? Makes you wanna live a long time.

Yes, Tom, yes it does.

What the Shit!?!

July 11th, 2007

There is no part of this story from The Consumerist that I don’t find amus­ing. How pathetic is it to steal a pill that just makes you crap your­self when you eat that sec­ond Texas Double Whopper. Here’s an idea, eat less, then you can afford the pills; but wait, then you won’t need the pills. I guess there are worse implications…what if greasy fat-person shit is an up-and-coming ingre­di­ent in meth? The mind boggles.

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