Feeling the Crunch

Change is afoot at The Worlds Largest Technology Tabloid, and it’s mak­ing the natives rest­less. Now, full dis­clo­sure (a hilar­i­ous phrase when used in the con­text of TechCrunch), I despise TechCrunch. As much as I’m loath to see peo­ple put out of work, I would like noth­ing more than to see TechCrunch con­signed to the dust-bin of history.

Here’s the funny thing though. In each of these pathetic whine-fests about how big bad cor­po­rate media just doesn’t under­stand the spe­cial snowflake that is TechCrunch we’re implic­itly asked to accept one unrea­son­able argu­ment. We’re asked to accept that — even though Mike Arrington is a demon­stra­bly uneth­i­cal jack­ass — the site that he founded is inca­pable of uneth­i­cal behav­ior. I’m sorry kids, that shit won’t fly.

Oh for the Love of Satan!

This is an obscenely bad idea.

Feh

I find it hard to brag about being right about some­thing Apple already con­firmed, but hey iCloud.com Beta is live. Web apps, gotta love ‘em.

Prognostication

The ham­mer has finally dropped and 3rd party eReader appli­ca­tions are being updated to com­ply with Apple’s cur­rent rules on In App Purchases. A bet­ter man than myself would refrain from point­ing out that this is exactly how I pre­dicted things would go down. Good thing for me I’m an asshole.

Paul Thurrott Is a Fucking Lunatic

Apparently the New York Times has some hor­ri­ble anti-Microsoft bias — and if there is some­one who knows about irra­tional biases it’s Paul Thurrott. I’d prop­erly decon­struct this lunacy, but I shat myself laugh­ing about it. Thanks Paul, you fuck­ing lunatic, you owe me a pair of pants.

Chicken Little, Wrong Yet Again

Well, looky here, Apple has pub­lished an updated MobileMe to iCloud tran­si­tion doc­u­ment. Of note:

Will I be able to access iCloud ser­vices on the web?

Yes. Web access to iCloud Mail, Contacts, Calendar, and Find My iPhone will be avail­able at icloud.com this fall.

How can this be? We were assured by none other than the infal­li­ble Joshua Topolsky him­self that Apple had fool­ishly cho­sen to aban­don web-access. I mean, good gods an unnamed “Apple PR” per­son con­firmed it. And if you can’t trust some ran­dom fuck at Apple who isn’t even will­ing to go on record, well then I don’t know what this world is com­ing to.

At any rate, enjoy your web apps.

!!KCUF

So it seems that Gruber has updated his post to clar­ify his stance, includ­ing a link to Professor Bob Park of The University of Maryland and the What’s New blog.

I’m glad to see that John’s not blindly par­rot­ing the idiocy of the WHO report, but it’s still infu­ri­at­ing to see a bogus issue like this men­tioned on the same page as an actual pub­lic health issue like cig­a­rette smoking.

That said, here is an arti­cle from Glenn Fleishman (who knows more about wire­less net­work­ing than most of us put together) explain­ing the real­i­ties of this situation.

Color

You say there’s another app for hip­ster nerds to share pic­tures of them­selves doing hip­ster nerd shit?

yay.

Quick Initial Thoughts on the Daily

Having played with The Daily for a day or two now, here are my ini­tial thoughts:

  • Brilliant con­cept
  • The app is slow and crashy
  • No archives is a deal-breaker
  • The con­tent, while obvi­ously well done, is of almost no inter­est to me

Bottom line: I prob­a­bly will not use The Daily, but I’m very inter­ested in see­ing where other media com­pa­nies go with this for­mat (and the accom­pa­ny­ing sub­scrip­tion model).

Join the Angry Mac Bastards at Macworld Expo

Join us, and see how many times John can say “asi­nine” in forty-five minutes.