Prognostication

The ham­mer has finally dropped and 3rd party eReader appli­ca­tions are being updated to com­ply with Apple’s cur­rent rules on In App Purchases. A bet­ter man than myself would refrain from point­ing out that this is exactly how I pre­dicted things would go down. Good thing for me I’m an asshole.

Paul Thurrott Is a Fucking Lunatic

Apparently the New York Times has some hor­ri­ble anti-Microsoft bias — and if there is some­one who knows about irra­tional biases it’s Paul Thurrott. I’d prop­erly decon­struct this lunacy, but I shat myself laugh­ing about it. Thanks Paul, you fuck­ing lunatic, you owe me a pair of pants.

Chicken Little, Wrong Yet Again

Well, looky here, Apple has pub­lished an updated MobileMe to iCloud tran­si­tion doc­u­ment. Of note:

Will I be able to access iCloud ser­vices on the web?

Yes. Web access to iCloud Mail, Contacts, Calendar, and Find My iPhone will be avail­able at icloud.com this fall.

How can this be? We were assured by none other than the infal­li­ble Joshua Topolsky him­self that Apple had fool­ishly cho­sen to aban­don web-access. I mean, good gods an unnamed “Apple PR” per­son con­firmed it. And if you can’t trust some ran­dom fuck at Apple who isn’t even will­ing to go on record, well then I don’t know what this world is com­ing to.

At any rate, enjoy your web apps.

!!KCUF

So it seems that Gruber has updated his post to clar­ify his stance, includ­ing a link to Professor Bob Park of The University of Maryland and the What’s New blog.

I’m glad to see that John’s not blindly par­rot­ing the idiocy of the WHO report, but it’s still infu­ri­at­ing to see a bogus issue like this men­tioned on the same page as an actual pub­lic health issue like cig­a­rette smoking.

That said, here is an arti­cle from Glenn Fleishman (who knows more about wire­less net­work­ing than most of us put together) explain­ing the real­i­ties of this situation.

Derp

I won­der how many of the “hur dur the iPad can’t be a post-PC device if you have to acti­vate it via a PC” crowd, such as the Tellarite will eat their words when Apple unveils OTA acti­va­tion as a part of iOS 5? In other words, mak­ing blan­ket pro­nounce­ments about a hard­ware device based on its cur­rent oper­at­ing sys­tem is idiocy of the high­est order.

The Ever-Increasing Hyperbolic Idiocy of the Apple Press

So, we’re sup­posed to be shocked and appalled that an oper­at­ing sys­tem that includes fea­tures with names such as “CoreLocation” and “Background Location Updates” keeps track of your loca­tion. I oft-times won­der if the peo­ple writ­ing this crap even bother to attempt to think shit through before they jab the “post” button.

Business Idea

I would love to see some­thing that I’m call­ing a “pre­dic­tion escrow ser­vice.” Basically it would work like this. You would reg­is­ter for an account. Then you could log pre­dic­tions with the ser­vice, at which point they would be “locked” with a date-stamp. At any point after that you would be able to “unlock” your pre­dic­tions and share them with a URL. The ben­e­fit of the ser­vice would that you could prove that you made a pre­dic­tion at a spe­cific point in the past.

The obvi­ous use case would be tech­nol­ogy pun­ditry, but I’m sure other uses are possible.

Color

You say there’s another app for hip­ster nerds to share pic­tures of them­selves doing hip­ster nerd shit?

yay.

My One & Only Prediction for Today’s iPad 2 Event

By the end of the event, I’m going to want to kill some­one.

Quick Initial Thoughts on the Daily

Having played with The Daily for a day or two now, here are my ini­tial thoughts:

  • Brilliant con­cept
  • The app is slow and crashy
  • No archives is a deal-breaker
  • The con­tent, while obvi­ously well done, is of almost no inter­est to me

Bottom line: I prob­a­bly will not use The Daily, but I’m very inter­ested in see­ing where other media com­pa­nies go with this for­mat (and the accom­pa­ny­ing sub­scrip­tion model).