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Ping Pong

Fuck it, let’s see how this goes. If you want to follow my utterly banal taste in music have at it. My Ping profile is here.

Die Zombie Scum

7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)

Seriously, zombies are overrated and the people in zombie movies are fucktards. Now I eagerly await the pro-zombie zealots or as I like to call them, Google users.

Because Sometimes I Get Bored

Dave Winer’s Crazy Train. I brave the weird so that you don’t have to,

Monochrome

The brown and yellow was getting on my nerves.

Neutronium Soul

“God damn I have a soul-crushing job,” the fucktard next to me announced to no one in particular.

I pried my gaze up from the foamy depths of my pint and turned to him.

“You wait tables at a Sizzler.” I replied. “I spend my days listening to The Least Interesting Man in the World explain how not to grab your secretary’s tits. Soul-crushing? Mother-fucker, my soul is neutonium.”

CA Prop. 8 Overturned

Congratulations to the sane people of California.

As a general note to others on the Left, this is how you get a bad law changed: through the ballot box and the courtroom — not by hyperbolic vitriol from overindulged celebrities.

Ian Betteridge Is a Smart Guy

Insightful commentary from Ian on the myth that “programing” is the only valid form of creativity. I couldn’t agree more.

Cartoon: The 24 Types of Libertarian

I think that I’ve done battle with all of these jokers.

Dick Move

The iOS 4 update is out, and I’ve applied it to my iPhone 3G. Turns out that separate desktop and lock-screen wallpaper isn’t supported on that device. I guess the 3G just doesn’t have the moxie to display a jpeg. But hey, I did get a digital zoom for the woeful camera, so there’s that.

American Drink

americandrink.net

Fuck. Yes.