Fuck Me — Actual Journalism?

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Everyone and their cousin has linked to or blogged about this arti­cle in The New York Times about the rise of for­eign man­u­fac­tur­ing but I think it’s still wor­thy of point­ing out. It’s a rare treat to read an arti­cle on this topic that doesn’t appear to be writ­ten by com­plete fuck­tards. By all means, use Apple as an exam­ple of the issue — but don’t pre­tend that some hyper­bolic screed in ZDNet blam­ing all ills on Apple or some jack­ass online peti­tion is going to change shit.

But real change takes work, and work­ing is hard.

Drink With the Bastards

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I men­tioned before that the Angry Mac Bastards would be per­form­ing live at Macworld | iWorld again this year (details here). In addi­tion I’m happy to announce the inau­gural Angry Mac Bastards Drinkathon. If your going to be in town on Thursday, January 26th we’d love to get you shit-faced.

Really?

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Really BGR? Are you shit-bags so des­per­ate for fuck­ing table scraps that you’re going to actu­ally run with Jeremy Horwitz’s bull­shit claims that he’s seen an iPad 3? Congratulations fuck­wits, that swish­ing you hear is the sound of what tiny bit of cred­i­bil­ity you had left flush­ing down the toilet.

Boy Genius indeed.

AMB at Macworld | iWorld

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For the third year run­ning Angry Mac Bastards will be doing our schtick live at Macworld | iWorld. If you’re com­ing to the show, stop by and say hello. We promise to be only mildly abusive.

The “No Comments” Circle-Jerk

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It’s once again the sea­son when the hip­ster­atti regale us poor plebes with the glo­ries of not allow­ing com­ments on their pre­cious blogs.

I get it, not allow­ing com­ments make you feel all hip and edgy — but for the love of sweet Minotaur Jesus stop crow­ing about it like you just dis­cov­ered the fuck­ing secret of N.I.M.H.

Consistency

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John Martellaro today regard­ing the inevitabil­ity of Apple pro­duc­ing a 7 inch tablet in response to the Kindle Fire:

It’s just plain rare for a com­pany to sit back and excuse itself out of a mar­ket and poten­tial earnings.

John six days ago regard­ing the future of the Mac Pro:

The Mac Pro will be dis­con­tin­ued. Apple is all into the con­sumer mar­ket, and there’s just no future for this aging, heavy, awk­ward Macintosh. But that’s not to say the Mac mini can’t gain a lot of CPU oomph. I’m expect­ing the Mac mini to grow a lit­tle and get a lot more powerful.

Is it too much to ask for a lit­tle consistency?

Note: This is essen­tially a repost of the com­ment I made at the four mis­an­thropes of the apoc­a­lypse in response to a much more thor­ough drub­bing of this foolishness.

Viva Telecommuting

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My brother in arms Peter Cohen on the push back against telecommuting:

I’m per­fectly will­ing to com­pro­mise on pay and a cushy work­place if it means I’m able to stay home and work at my pace in my envi­ron­ment. But expect me to work for coolie wages and drive to the office every day? You must be joking.

I couldn’t agree more.

A few com­pa­nies ago I spent three years work­ing from home after the local office closed. Those were the three most pro­duc­tive years of my career. In that time we rebuilt a Quality Assurance depart­ment from the ground up, includ­ing devel­op­ing new QA and Customer Satisfaction cap­ture, eval­u­a­tion and report­ing sys­tems from whole cloth.

My cur­rent com­pany, how­ever, refuses to allow telecom­mut­ing even though I have a 25 mile one-way com­mute, I’m the sole per­son in my office in my depart­ment and the rest of my team is on another con­ti­nent. It’s fuck­ing insane.

Legitimatin’

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I’m some­what amused by the mem­bers of the chat­ter­ing class who’ve insisted from the out­set that Apple’s pri­mary, if not only, moti­va­tion for iTunes Match was extract $25 from peo­ple to “legit­imize” their ill-gotten music col­lec­tions who have now gone on to write reviews of iTunes Match show­cas­ing their vast col­lec­tion of non-iTunes Store media. So what you’re say­ing is…

Don’t Let the Door Hit You on the Way Out

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Warning: Political Content Ahead

Booyah! My friends over in Mesa actu­ally did the right thing and booted out the fas­cist piece of human garbage Russell Pearce. Combine that with Democrat Greg Stanton defeat­ing Tea Party friendly Wes Gullet in the Phoenix may­oral elec­tion and this is a decent day for Arizona pol­i­tics. Combine that with the wins in Mississippi, Ohio, Maine and else­where and it’s a pretty good day for san­ity overall.

My Thoughts on the Steve Jobs Biography

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Haven’t read it.

Ain’t gonna read it.

Don’t fuck­ing care.