2015

  1. September 29, 2015 -- Home Renovation: Progress So Far
  2. May 23, 2015 -- Home Renovation: The Before Pictures
  3. January 15, 2015 -- Beef Stroganoff
  4. January 11, 2015 -- Quick Recipe Updates

2014

  1. October 10, 2014 -- We’re Failing the Users
  2. September 26, 2014 -- A New Low In Tech “Journalism”
  3. April 21, 2014 -- Shazam! Why iPhone Integration With Shazam Really Is A Big Deal
  4. February 11, 2014 -- Old Timey Radio Podcasts
  5. January 23, 2014 -- Grandpa’s iPad
  6. January 17, 2014 -- How Internet of Everything will Impact Healthcare Insurers
  7. January 14, 2014 -- Thoughts on Google’s Acquisition of Nest
  8. January 13, 2014 -- Thoughts on Apple’s TV ad “Your Verse”
  9. January 10, 2014 -- The Last Days of the Internet of Everything

2013

  1. November 21, 2013 -- The meaning of really cheap Android
  2. November 02, 2013 -- Will The Real iPad Please Stand Up
  3. October 31, 2013 -- The New Rules Of Tech Journalism
  4. September 09, 2013 -- Editorial Workflows: New Post
  5. September 09, 2013 -- iPhone 5S, 5C Leaks: Getting Parts On Alibaba Doesn’t Make You Connected To Apple
  6. September 05, 2013 -- Editorial Workflows: Links, Images & Footnotes
  7. July 18, 2013 -- Some thoughts on the Rolling Stone Tsaranaev cover
  8. July 17, 2013 -- Good On You Macgasm
  9. July 10, 2013 -- Layered Glass, The Nothing UI
  10. June 24, 2013 -- WWDC 2013: Can’t Innovate My Ass
  11. June 19, 2013 -- App.net Invitations
  12. June 17, 2013 -- WWDC 2013: Apple’s Signature
  13. May 14, 2013 -- The Real Problem with iOS Concept Videos
  14. May 13, 2013 -- Announcing Recipes
  15. May 08, 2013 -- Nerds Ruin Everything
  16. April 15, 2013 -- Using Forecast.io With GeekTool
  17. April 04, 2013 -- Dropbox as a Content Repository
  18. April 01, 2013 -- Macworld/iWorld Rescheduled to Late March
  19. March 27, 2013 -- The Angry Drunk 3.0 - Technical Changes
  20. March 27, 2013 -- The Angry Drunk 3.0
  21. March 26, 2013 -- 200 Weeks in Hell
  22. March 22, 2013 -- Feedburnin’
  23. March 20, 2013 -- You know better, this is inexcusable
  24. March 14, 2013 -- Google Reader & Free Services
  25. March 04, 2013 -- Shortsighted
  26. February 25, 2013 -- Give Glass a chance: Google has a vision of a wearable future

2012

  1. November 09, 2012 -- We’re Doomed as a Society
  2. November 07, 2012 -- The frictionless experience
  3. October 30, 2012 -- EXCLUSIVE: iPad Mini Review
  4. October 24, 2012 -- YOUR IPAD IS NOT OBSOLETE
  5. October 22, 2012 -- Prognosticatin’ Time
  6. October 16, 2012 -- Perfection
  7. October 05, 2012 -- Waiting for the magic
  8. September 26, 2012 -- A Passing Thought
  9. September 24, 2012 -- iPhone 5 Review
  10. September 17, 2012 -- Harry C. Marks on the Boring iPhone 5
  11. September 14, 2012 -- Not relevant
  12. September 07, 2012 -- Taste Our Pleasures
  13. September 03, 2012 -- Ribs, beans & potato salad
  14. September 03, 2012 -- Affordable health care saved my life
  15. September 03, 2012 -- Meat meets smoke
  16. August 28, 2012 -- Twitter Won’t Miss You When You’re Gone
  17. August 24, 2012 -- On today’s version of “Complete Load of Bollocks”…
  18. August 17, 2012 -- A Few Thoughts On Twitter’s Fucktarded Strategy.
  19. August 15, 2012 -- The Internet Hates Progressive Insurance… But Should It?
  20. August 15, 2012 -- Tis the Season—or—Enough’s Enough.
  21. August 15, 2012 -- But Internet Outrage is So Much More Fun
  22. August 10, 2012 -- How To Be a Tech Blogger
  23. August 07, 2012 -- REISINGER!!!
  24. August 07, 2012 -- My New Productivity System
  25. August 01, 2012 -- Hacks
  26. July 31, 2012 -- Sounds Familiar
  27. July 27, 2012 -- Mountain Lion Facts
  28. July 24, 2012 -- Double Standards
  29. July 20, 2012 -- A Militant Peace
  30. July 18, 2012 -- Holy Fuck This Asshole Needs to be Impeached!
  31. July 12, 2012 -- The Future Of Apple’s Dock Connector
  32. July 12, 2012 -- The Tech Blogosphere Is Killing Itself
  33. July 12, 2012 -- Of love and fear in the blogosphere
  34. July 11, 2012 -- Oh The Fucking Irony
  35. July 11, 2012 -- Credibility
  36. July 02, 2012 -- Business Insider Knows Neither Jack nor Shit
  37. June 20, 2012 -- Game of Thrones Attack Ads
  38. June 15, 2012 -- Minimalism
  39. June 14, 2012 -- On iOS 6 bugs, compatibility, and App Store reviews (or, please don’t be a jerk)
  40. June 12, 2012 -- WWDC 2012 Predictions - The Results
  41. June 08, 2012 -- Expectations
  42. June 07, 2012 -- WWDC 2012 Predictions
  43. June 04, 2012 -- Apple Television, AirPlay and Why the iPad Is the New TV Apps Platform
  44. May 30, 2012 -- A Brief Word Regarding Gizmodo’s Continued Lack of Class
  45. May 25, 2012 -- The 7-inch iPad
  46. May 23, 2012 -- Sites That Trade in Apple Rumors Are Nothing More Than Gossip Rags
  47. May 23, 2012 -- This Isn’t Fun Anymore
  48. May 01, 2012 -- Taxing My Patience
  49. April 30, 2012 -- Quasar windowed app system for iPad misses the point of focussed computing
  50. April 16, 2012 -- Why Zack Whittaker Switched from an iPhone Back to a BlackBerry
  51. April 15, 2012 -- Pollo Asado is served
  52. April 15, 2012 -- Almost there
  53. April 15, 2012 -- Chicken meets its fate
  54. April 11, 2012 -- Are People Finally Getting Bored with the Tech-Blog Circle Jerk?
  55. April 10, 2012 -- Andrew Thomas and Lisa Aubuchon, Disbarred
  56. April 04, 2012 -- War On Work — Not So Much
  57. March 30, 2012 -- Perfect illustration in a 1941 shaving cream ad
  58. March 26, 2012 -- Analysis: iPad battery allegations unwarranted
  59. March 21, 2012 -- The White Savior Industrial Complex
  60. March 14, 2012 -- Apple and its underwhelmed audience
  61. March 13, 2012 -- Understanding the aim of Apple TV
  62. March 12, 2012 -- Curator’s Code — Someone Take Away These Hipsters Unicode Character Reference
  63. March 11, 2012 -- Bedside table - front view
  64. March 11, 2012 -- Bedside table - top view
  65. March 08, 2012 -- True Names
  66. March 07, 2012 -- The Joy of iPad
  67. March 05, 2012 -- Arpaio’s Obama investigator also selling Obama theory book
  68. March 05, 2012 -- I use my iPad like an iPad, not like a PC
  69. March 01, 2012 -- Sheriff Joe’s Birther Squad Concludes Obama’s Birth Certificate Is A “Forgery And Fraud”
  70. February 27, 2012 -- Jesus Diaz Reviews Mountain Lion
  71. February 26, 2012 -- Bedside tables. Trimmed & legs attached.
  72. February 23, 2012 -- Dealing with Crap apps in the catalog
  73. February 21, 2012 -- Bedside tables phase one
  74. February 16, 2012 -- First Thoughts on Mountain Lion
  75. February 15, 2012 -- Apple Rumors: Separating the Probable from the Impossible
  76. February 13, 2012 -- Pot, Kettle, Black
  77. February 06, 2012 -- Why Didn’t Apple Advertise During the Super Bowl?
  78. January 31, 2012 -- Macworld | iWorld 2012
  79. January 25, 2012 -- Nvidia latest to claim Android and iOS will be a repeat of the PC and Mac market
  80. January 23, 2012 -- A writer’s EULA
  81. January 23, 2012 -- Fuck Me — Actual Journalism?
  82. January 19, 2012 -- The Answer Is in the Name
  83. January 18, 2012 -- Drink With the Bastards
  84. January 16, 2012 -- Reflecting on Change
  85. January 11, 2012 -- Really?
  86. January 10, 2012 -- We take for granted what has already been invented. (The impact of the original iPhone.)
  87. January 06, 2012 -- AMB at Macworld | iWorld
  88. January 05, 2012 -- Arpaio running again for Maricopa County sheriff
  89. January 05, 2012 -- The “No Comments” Circle-Jerk
  90. January 03, 2012 -- On moderating expectations for Apple’s 2012

2011

  1. December 23, 2011 -- 10 steps to better blogging
  2. December 19, 2011 -- Consistency
  3. December 16, 2011 -- It’s not ‘Apple TV’ any more, it’s ‘Siri TV’ … ugh …
  4. December 12, 2011 -- Definition of an “Apple fanboy” and those that use the term
  5. December 08, 2011 -- Saddling the Unicorn
  6. December 06, 2011 -- Understanding Apple’s endgame
  7. December 01, 2011 -- Siri doesn’t hates abortions, it just hates you
  8. November 29, 2011 -- Viva Telecommuting
  9. November 29, 2011 -- Michael Arrington Wants You to Work in a Digital Sweatshop
  10. November 29, 2011 -- The 5 Best Toys of All Time
  11. November 28, 2011 -- Violet Blue on the Kindle Fire
  12. November 22, 2011 -- Occupy My Nutsack!
  13. November 15, 2011 -- Fuck You Google
  14. November 15, 2011 -- Legitimatin’
  15. November 09, 2011 -- Journalism is about trust and respect
  16. November 09, 2011 -- Don’t Let the Door Hit You on the Way Out
  17. October 31, 2011 -- Batterygate
  18. October 28, 2011 -- Um…Ok?
  19. October 27, 2011 -- My Thoughts on the Steve Jobs Biography
  20. October 26, 2011 -- Pardon the Fucking Mess
  21. October 25, 2011 -- On an Apple TV and also the Apple TV
  22. October 17, 2011 -- Shooting Ourselves in the Dick
  23. October 10, 2011 -- Rumor Accounting
  24. October 10, 2011 -- iPhone 4S pre-orders top 1 million in 24 hours
  25. October 07, 2011 -- Tech Press Gets It Wrong on iPhone 4S
  26. October 07, 2011 -- The Macalope on the Jackasses Using Steve Jobs Death For Profit & Trolling
  27. October 06, 2011 -- Steve Jobs 1955 - 2011
  28. October 05, 2011 -- The Topolsky Spin
  29. October 04, 2011 -- iPhone 4S: The “S” Stands for “Stupidity”
  30. October 03, 2011 -- Predictimacatin’
  31. September 28, 2011 -- On Today’s Amazon Announcement
  32. September 27, 2011 -- Apple announces iPhone 5 event for Oct. 4
  33. September 26, 2011 -- A Simple Suggestion…
  34. September 26, 2011 -- Chad Olson Gets It.
  35. September 20, 2011 -- It’s the Content Providers, Silly.
  36. September 14, 2011 -- Bob Mansfield’s Draconian Hulk-Hands?
  37. September 12, 2011 -- Tradition
  38. September 09, 2011 -- Misuse
  39. September 06, 2011 -- Editorial Independence
  40. September 06, 2011 -- Feeling the Crunch
  41. August 30, 2011 -- On the Infinite Shittiness of 9to5 Mac
  42. August 27, 2011 -- The Macalope Weekly: Comfort food
  43. August 26, 2011 -- What the Literal Fuck (Steve Jobs Resignation Edition)
  44. August 25, 2011 -- Thanks Steve
  45. August 19, 2011 -- Sweet Zoroaster, What’s With This Week?
  46. August 16, 2011 -- PSA: This is why non-developers shouldn’t run iOS betas
  47. August 15, 2011 -- Oh for the Love of Satan!
  48. August 15, 2011 -- And Then That Happened
  49. August 10, 2011 -- Corporate Stupid
  50. August 03, 2011 -- On OS X and iOS Merging By 2012 with A6 Chips
  51. August 01, 2011 -- Feh
  52. July 29, 2011 -- On Apple Buying Barnes and Noble
  53. July 26, 2011 -- An Abstract Argument
  54. July 26, 2011 -- Why Google cares if you use your real name
  55. July 25, 2011 -- Prognostication
  56. July 18, 2011 -- Storm’s a’Comin
  57. July 18, 2011 -- Paul Thurrott is a Fucking Lunatic
  58. July 14, 2011 -- Why I Believe Tablets are PCs
  59. July 13, 2011 -- Wettin’ Their Beaks
  60. July 13, 2011 -- Jason Perlow and Bruce Byfield: A Debate On Open Source
  61. July 07, 2011 -- SOURCES!!
  62. June 28, 2011 -- The Best Democracy Money Can Buy
  63. June 27, 2011 -- On iCloud Streaming
  64. June 24, 2011 -- Chicken Little, Wrong Yet Again
  65. June 21, 2011 -- Verizon Killing Unlimited Data Plans in July
  66. June 07, 2011 -- On Cloud Nine
  67. May 31, 2011 -- !!KCUF
  68. May 31, 2011 -- FUCK!!
  69. May 26, 2011 -- Fuck the Whole Lot of You
  70. May 25, 2011 -- Mac Defender: Pay attention but don’t panic
  71. May 23, 2011 -- Boom
  72. May 18, 2011 -- Missing the Point
  73. May 13, 2011 -- Derp
  74. May 05, 2011 -- I Want to Punch AppleInsider In Its Collective Junk
  75. April 22, 2011 -- Like It or Not, the PlayBook Must Be Compared to the iPad
  76. April 20, 2011 -- The Ever-Increasing Hyperbolic Idiocy of the Apple Press
  77. April 10, 2011 -- Dinner is Served
  78. April 10, 2011 -- Pork Tenderloin on the Grill
  79. April 05, 2011 -- Business Idea
  80. April 01, 2011 -- The Macalope Weekly Special Edition: Fools of the Year
  81. March 31, 2011 -- Marco Arment on Apple’s Boring Hardware Updates
  82. March 28, 2011 -- OMG CONFIRMED!!!
  83. March 24, 2011 -- Color
  84. March 15, 2011 -- Spring
  85. March 14, 2011 -- iPad Calculus 2: Smart Cover Boogaloo
  86. March 10, 2011 -- Fuck You Brian X Chen
  87. March 04, 2011 -- Obligatory iPad 2 Commentary
  88. March 02, 2011 -- My One & Only Prediction for Today’s iPad 2 Event
  89. March 01, 2011 -- A Quick Note on NDAs and Ethical Behavior
  90. February 17, 2011 -- An Open Letter to the Apple News Community on Steve Jobs’ Health, Professional Boundaries and Not Being Douchebags
  91. February 10, 2011 -- Angry Mac Bastards Live at Macworld (video)
  92. February 10, 2011 -- The Incredibly Credulous Tech Press
  93. February 09, 2011 -- Grubnostication
  94. February 04, 2011 -- Quick Initial Thoughts on The Daily
  95. February 02, 2011 -- Cold
  96. February 01, 2011 -- Tonight’s AMB Rage-fuel.
  97. February 01, 2011 -- Of In-App Purchases and Inept Analysis
  98. January 29, 2011 -- Behold the Unbreakable iPhone Case.
  99. January 19, 2011 -- V” is a Very, Very Bad Show
  100. January 15, 2011 -- New Water Feature
  101. January 13, 2011 -- …For Certain Values of Open
  102. January 12, 2011 -- Join The Angry Mac Bastards At Macworld Expo
  103. January 12, 2011 -- Arizona state parks system would run better privatized, study says
  104. January 07, 2011 -- Re: Upgrade Pricing
  105. January 06, 2011 -- The Death of Upgrade Pricing [Mac App Store]
  106. January 06, 2011 -- How the case against the MMR vaccine was fixed
  107. January 05, 2011 -- Social Security 101
  108. January 05, 2011 -- A Simple Question for the Hacks at ZDNet

2010

  1. December 31, 2010 -- Happy New Year
  2. December 29, 2010 -- Sure, American Companies Are Still Hiring — Overseas
  3. December 25, 2010 -- Christmas Buffet
  4. December 24, 2010 -- Ho Ho Ho bitches
  5. December 23, 2010 -- Solitude
  6. December 22, 2010 -- Dave Winer on Gender Relations
  7. December 20, 2010 -- Oh, Christmas Tree
  8. December 17, 2010 -- Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs
  9. December 15, 2010 -- Bipartisanship Vs. Democracy: The Third Way Fallacy
  10. December 10, 2010 -- Why I Love the Irish
  11. December 02, 2010 -- Point and Shoot Mac? Not so Fast
  12. December 01, 2010 -- Here We Go Again
  13. December 01, 2010 -- The World to Aza Dotzler: Shut it Hippy!
  14. November 30, 2010 -- Weapons Grade Delusional
  15. November 30, 2010 -- PC World shows desperation in anti-Apple article
  16. November 25, 2010 -- Mini Pumpkin Pies
  17. November 16, 2010 -- Why Most of the Tech Media Should be Launched Into the Sun
  18. November 12, 2010 -- Angry Drunk Versus the Sales Guy
  19. November 10, 2010 -- The Delusional Android Fan
  20. November 09, 2010 -- Glassgate” is Still Bullshit
  21. November 03, 2010 -- Evan Bayh Can Suck My Liberal Dick
  22. October 31, 2010 -- IT Director at Career Day
  23. October 29, 2010 -- Dave Winer Buys a MacBook Air
  24. October 28, 2010 -- An Anthropomorphized White iPhone 4 Is Confronted Regarding Its Inability to Be Shipped
  25. October 26, 2010 -- Steve Jobs Isn’t Big Brother, and the Mac Remains Open
  26. October 21, 2010 -- Back to Mac Event Musings
  27. October 17, 2010 -- More Tea Party Hilarity
  28. October 14, 2010 -- Bash on Dash
  29. October 12, 2010 -- Phase 1.5 of the “Apple Scandal” Lifecycle Begins
  30. October 08, 2010 -- Let the Train-wreck Begin!
  31. October 08, 2010 -- Fucking Hacks
  32. October 07, 2010 -- One for the Bucket-List, I Witness a “Scandal” Being Born
  33. October 05, 2010 -- Storms
  34. September 29, 2010 -- Revolutions in New Media Douchebaggery
  35. September 29, 2010 -- Tea & Crackers
  36. September 28, 2010 -- What New Media Douchebags Know About Economics…
  37. September 28, 2010 -- AOL Buys Techcrunch
  38. September 23, 2010 -- Pictures From My Dublin Trip
  39. September 23, 2010 -- Winer Doesn’t Get it: Net Neutrality Edition
  40. September 22, 2010 -- The Medium Isn’t the Message
  41. September 16, 2010 -- Douche Hat
  42. September 14, 2010 -- Reboot RSS Straight Up Your Ass
  43. September 13, 2010 -- Chilled
  44. September 13, 2010 -- After a long nap I’ve found someplace I can leach wifi from.
  45. September 12, 2010 -- Airport Bar
  46. September 10, 2010 -- Talking Out of Both Sides of Your Ass
  47. September 09, 2010 -- PZ is Wrong About the Qur’an Burning
  48. September 09, 2010 -- My Reaction to Apple Revealing the App Store Review Guidelines
  49. September 08, 2010 -- Woman gets transplants years after brother’s donation
  50. September 06, 2010 -- New York” Steaks On the Grill
  51. September 02, 2010 -- The iOS Fetish
  52. September 02, 2010 -- Ping Pong
  53. September 01, 2010 -- Apple Special Event Predictions - The Results
  54. August 30, 2010 -- Reasonable Doubt: Innocence Project Co-Founder Peter Neufeld on Being Wrong
  55. August 30, 2010 -- Dave You Ignorant Slut
  56. August 26, 2010 -- Apple Special Event Predictions
  57. August 23, 2010 -- Crazy Uncle Dave (Re)Invents Comments
  58. August 21, 2010 -- Of Muslims, Mosques and Morons
  59. August 20, 2010 -- Die Zombie Scum
  60. August 19, 2010 -- Because Sometimes I Get Bored
  61. August 19, 2010 -- America Needs a War on Stupid
  62. August 19, 2010 -- Stop…
  63. August 17, 2010 -- Ray Kurzweil does not understand the brain
  64. August 16, 2010 -- Monochrome
  65. August 16, 2010 -- The Empathic Civilization
  66. August 13, 2010 -- Neutronium Soul
  67. August 11, 2010 -- Mexican States Ordered to Honor Gay Marriages
  68. August 06, 2010 -- Obligatory Google Wave Post
  69. August 04, 2010 -- CA Prop. 8 Overturned
  70. July 28, 2010 -- Christina Warren on the iMac vs. Mac Pro Decision
  71. July 28, 2010 -- Suck it Honkeys
  72. July 27, 2010 -- Glenn Fleishman on the DMCA Jailbreaking Exemption
  73. July 26, 2010 -- Gin Time: Tonic Water Tasting
  74. July 26, 2010 -- Winer’s Line in the Sand
  75. July 23, 2010 -- Flighty Whitey
  76. July 22, 2010 -- How to Tell a Journalist From a Blogger
  77. July 21, 2010 -- Not All Bloggers Are Journalists
  78. July 19, 2010 -- Dunning-Kruger and the New Media Douchebag
  79. July 16, 2010 -- Why Steve Jobs is (Legitimately) Pissed at the Media
  80. July 16, 2010 -- Ian Betteridge is a Smart Guy
  81. July 14, 2010 -- Be Happy or Else
  82. July 08, 2010 -- Emails From Steve
  83. July 05, 2010 -- Everyone in the pool
  84. July 04, 2010 -- Libation
  85. July 01, 2010 -- The Real Reason for AZ SB 1070
  86. June 30, 2010 -- Cartoon: The 24 Types of Libertarian
  87. June 29, 2010 -- AMB Rage Fuel 6/29
  88. June 26, 2010 -- Alan Grayson Channels President Eisenhower
  89. June 23, 2010 -- Wednesday Whackaloon: Dave Winer
  90. June 23, 2010 -- Sexual Harassment Training…you’re doing it *sexy* baby.
  91. June 22, 2010 -- AMB Rage Fuel 6/22/2010
  92. June 22, 2010 -- iPhone 3G iOS 4 Upgrade Aftermath
  93. June 22, 2010 -- Stuperintentent of Public Instruction
  94. June 21, 2010 -- Dick Move
  95. June 13, 2010 -- Herb Crusted Lamb 2
  96. June 13, 2010 -- Grilled Veggies 2
  97. June 13, 2010 -- Herb Crusted Lamb
  98. June 13, 2010 -- Grilled Veggies
  99. June 11, 2010 -- Boycott This!
  100. June 09, 2010 -- Drink
  101. June 08, 2010 -- AMB Hooch 6/8/2010
  102. June 07, 2010 -- American Drink
  103. June 07, 2010 -- WWDC 2010 Roundup
  104. June 03, 2010 -- Grilling Time: Beef Fajitas
  105. May 31, 2010 -- Fajitas
  106. May 27, 2010 -- Apple, Set My iCal Free!
  107. May 18, 2010 -- American Capitalism 6.0
  108. May 16, 2010 -- Sunday Grilling: Pollo Asado al Carbon
  109. May 14, 2010 -- Glen Beck’s Nazi Tourette’s
  110. May 10, 2010 -- One Week With the iPad
  111. May 09, 2010 -- Eatin’ time.
  112. May 09, 2010 -- Mother’s Day mayhem: Grilled pork tenderloin & grilled vegetables.
  113. May 05, 2010 -- Adobe’s Messed Up Metaphors
  114. May 05, 2010 -- Reasoned Commentary
  115. May 02, 2010 -- The results.
  116. May 02, 2010 -- Malliard reaction for the win
  117. May 02, 2010 -- New York Strips & Grilled Vegetables
  118. April 30, 2010 -- That’s right bitches.
  119. April 22, 2010 -- Ode to the Incompetent
  120. April 21, 2010 -- Atomic iPhone
  121. April 20, 2010 -- Fuck Jizzmodo
  122. April 19, 2010 -- Rumors
  123. April 14, 2010 -- DRACONIAN CONTROL
  124. April 12, 2010 -- Thoughts on iPhone OS 4.0
  125. April 06, 2010 -- Dave Winer Is Terminally Confused
  126. April 05, 2010 -- Humorless Tools.
  127. April 05, 2010 -- Six Signs That The iPad Review You’re Reading is Crap
  128. April 01, 2010 -- Watts Martin on “Open”
  129. March 25, 2010 -- Definitions
  130. March 23, 2010 -- Bookmark This
  131. March 19, 2010 -- WTF?
  132. March 16, 2010 -- The Holy Grail of Dumbassery
  133. March 16, 2010 -- Kontra on Apple, Google and “Choice”
  134. March 15, 2010 -- Nerd Wankery
  135. March 15, 2010 -- Poor Scoble
  136. March 12, 2010 -- iPad
  137. March 09, 2010 -- Control
  138. March 08, 2010 -- Occams Razor is Rusty
  139. March 04, 2010 -- Denying iPhone Apps…For Science!
  140. March 01, 2010 -- Don Tennant, King of Shit
  141. February 26, 2010 -- Joe Wilcox: Lunatic
  142. February 24, 2010 -- GOP Pants Crapping
  143. February 23, 2010 -- Fixing the App Store
  144. February 23, 2010 -- Shut Up About the App Store You Nerds!
  145. February 19, 2010 -- Brilliant
  146. February 16, 2010 -- Post-Macworld Expo Thoughts
  147. February 10, 2010 -- The Buzz on Google Buzz
  148. February 10, 2010 -- Macworld 2010 Ahoy
  149. February 05, 2010 -- Angry Drunk Go Boom
  150. February 05, 2010 -- Mike Monteiro Fucking Gets It
  151. February 05, 2010 -- iPad Dismissal
  152. February 03, 2010 -- Consume!
  153. February 01, 2010 -- iPad, Letters.app and Nerd Myopia
  154. January 31, 2010 -- Fraser Speirs on the iPad and “Future Shock”
  155. January 29, 2010 -- Scott Roeder Found Guilty in 40 Minutes
  156. January 29, 2010 -- iPads, “Hackers” and the Death of Computing
  157. January 28, 2010 -- iPad Analysis
  158. January 28, 2010 -- iPad Calculus
  159. January 27, 2010 -- …And There We Have It.
  160. January 27, 2010 -- My Predictions — Unicorn Edition
  161. January 26, 2010 -- The Calm Before the Storm
  162. January 22, 2010 -- Stewart Bags on Olberman
  163. January 22, 2010 -- Winer Swings and Misses…Again
  164. January 22, 2010 -- New Media Doucheparty
  165. January 20, 2010 -- Thanks
  166. January 20, 2010 -- Enough With the Fucking Tablet
  167. January 19, 2010 -- I Love Dave Winer
  168. January 19, 2010 -- Quiet.
  169. January 18, 2010 -- Apple Media Event Unveiled
  170. January 15, 2010 -- A New Hope
  171. January 13, 2010 -- Today’s New Media Douchebag Moment
  172. January 12, 2010 -- Erica Rides the Crazy Train, Again
  173. January 12, 2010 -- Erica Sadun: Nostradumbass
  174. January 09, 2010 -- More Bruce Schneier on Security
  175. January 08, 2010 -- Teabaggers Unite!
  176. January 07, 2010 -- Macworld Musings: An Outsider’s Perspective
  177. January 07, 2010 -- Tabletard Speculation Part Eleventy Billion
  178. January 06, 2010 -- Huhwhat?
  179. January 05, 2010 -- My Nexus One Review
  180. January 04, 2010 -- Scoble Explains it All…Incorrectly
  181. January 01, 2010 -- Gruber Gets it Right

2009

  1. December 30, 2009 -- Bruce Schneier on Real Security
  2. December 30, 2009 -- Fuck This Decade Part III
  3. December 30, 2009 -- A New Low for TechCrunch
  4. December 29, 2009 -- Fuck This Decade Part II
  5. December 28, 2009 -- I Feel So Safe
  6. December 28, 2009 -- Fuck This Decade
  7. December 18, 2009 -- Terminology Matters
  8. December 16, 2009 -- Hump Day Kvetching
  9. December 14, 2009 -- I’ve Seen Things You People Wouldn’t Believe…
  10. December 14, 2009 -- Easy as π
  11. December 09, 2009 -- Old Media Douchebag
  12. December 08, 2009 -- Damned if You Do…
  13. December 07, 2009 -- Monopoly Lawsuit
  14. December 02, 2009 -- History Lesson
  15. December 01, 2009 -- Why Ignoring New Media Douchebags is the Best Decision You Can Make
  16. November 30, 2009 -- CrunchPad Dead
  17. November 23, 2009 -- Vacation
  18. November 20, 2009 -- Case in Point
  19. November 20, 2009 -- ChromeOS Reactions
  20. November 19, 2009 -- Ironic
  21. November 18, 2009 -- Fraidy Cats
  22. November 16, 2009 -- Morons!
  23. November 16, 2009 -- Ride of the Entitletards
  24. November 11, 2009 -- Musing on an iTablet
  25. November 09, 2009 -- Vultures
  26. November 08, 2009 -- Layaway
  27. November 08, 2009 -- I Get Mail (Sort Of)
  28. November 06, 2009 -- App Store Shenanigans Part Eleventy Billion
  29. October 30, 2009 -- I Am Shamed
  30. October 29, 2009 -- Noise
  31. October 28, 2009 -- Get Google’s Cock Out Of Your Mouth You Tool
  32. October 23, 2009 -- Rob Enderle is a Fucking Madman
  33. October 21, 2009 -- Faux News
  34. October 21, 2009 -- Read This Now
  35. October 20, 2009 -- New Apple Crap
  36. October 19, 2009 -- Results
  37. October 16, 2009 -- Incomprehensographs™!
  38. October 14, 2009 -- Lifehacker, Emphasis on the ‘Hack’
  39. October 09, 2009 -- Marco Gets It
  40. October 07, 2009 -- More AMB Swag in the Store
  41. October 05, 2009 -- Thanks Mike
  42. September 28, 2009 -- Congratulations You Loopy Fuckers
  43. September 25, 2009 -- Schadenfreude,
  44. September 24, 2009 -- Fuck Off Lifehacker
  45. September 22, 2009 -- TechCrunch Jizzes Over an Apple/Google Story, Again
  46. September 21, 2009 -- Logic Isn’t His Strong Suit
  47. September 21, 2009 -- Boring
  48. September 16, 2009 -- Travel
  49. September 10, 2009 -- Bloody Brilliant
  50. September 07, 2009 -- Real Socialism
  51. September 02, 2009 -- Wah, Wah, Wah Goes the Pundit.
  52. September 02, 2009 -- Quiet
  53. August 25, 2009 -- R.I.P. Senator Kennedy
  54. August 20, 2009 -- Interesting Proposal
  55. August 19, 2009 -- What Planet Are You From?
  56. August 18, 2009 -- Politics
  57. August 18, 2009 -- The Rude Pundit on Health Care as a Civil Right
  58. August 17, 2009 -- Death Panels and Advocate Judges
  59. August 17, 2009 -- Gaming the System
  60. August 17, 2009 -- Town Hall
  61. August 14, 2009 -- Civility
  62. August 11, 2009 -- Five Reasons Michael Scalisi Should Shut His Fucking Trap
  63. July 31, 2009 -- 99¢
  64. July 28, 2009 -- Terminology
  65. July 24, 2009 -- Palm: Insane, or Batshit Insane?
  66. July 21, 2009 -- Stormy
  67. July 20, 2009 -- One Small Step…
  68. July 20, 2009 -- Lyrics
  69. July 19, 2009 -- A Typical Day at the Office
  70. July 17, 2009 -- Angry Mac Bastards Swag
  71. July 16, 2009 -- More Feed Fuckery
  72. July 16, 2009 -- Feed Issues
  73. July 15, 2009 -- Is Mike Arrington Still a Dick?
  74. July 10, 2009 -- More on Free
  75. July 06, 2009 -- David Carr on Steve Jobs’ Health
  76. July 02, 2009 -- Sympathy for the Liver
  77. July 01, 2009 -- iPhone Test
  78. June 29, 2009 -- Malcolm Gladwell Bitchslaps Chris Anderson
  79. June 29, 2009 -- Breaking News 6-29-2009:
  80. June 26, 2009 -- Redundancy
  81. June 25, 2009 -- Today’s Round of Idiocy
  82. June 25, 2009 -- Renovations
  83. June 18, 2009 -- DoucheLounge
  84. June 11, 2009 -- Construction
  85. June 09, 2009 -- WWDC 2009 Keynote Announcement Comments
  86. June 08, 2009 -- iPhone 3GS
  87. June 04, 2009 -- Euphemisms
  88. June 01, 2009 -- Gimp Hand Update 6-1-2009
  89. May 29, 2009 -- App Store Follies
  90. May 28, 2009 -- Camera
  91. May 27, 2009 -- Honesty
  92. May 25, 2009 -- Memorial Day
  93. May 21, 2009 -- FAQ: Coping With an Evil Hand
  94. May 20, 2009 -- Comparisons
  95. May 17, 2009 -- Campaign Promise
  96. May 16, 2009 -- New Feed Links
  97. May 15, 2009 -- Twitnews
  98. May 13, 2009 -- A Sad Day For Obama
  99. May 12, 2009 -- Spoilers
  100. May 09, 2009 -- Gimp Hand Update - 5-9-2009
  101. April 29, 2009 -- Gimp Hand Update - 4/29/2009
  102. April 28, 2009 -- Rob Enderle: A Douche for All Seasons
  103. April 22, 2009 -- Stitch
  104. April 19, 2009 -- Gimp Hand The Movie II: Electric Boogaloo
  105. April 15, 2009 -- Gimp Hand Update - 4/15/2009
  106. April 12, 2009 -- Gimp Hand - The Movie
  107. April 10, 2009 -- Night Out to Nightmare in Thirty Seconds.
  108. April 08, 2009 -- Gimp Hand
  109. April 07, 2009 -- Gimp
  110. April 01, 2009 -- What Should Steve Jobs Do?
  111. March 31, 2009 -- Glee
  112. March 26, 2009 -- The Rude Pundit Responds To The AIG Douchenozzle
  113. March 24, 2009 -- Scott Moritz: Idiotic Douchebag Or Moronic Cock-sucker? You Decide
  114. March 19, 2009 -- Well…
  115. March 19, 2009 -- Jimmy Crack Mac And I Don’t Care
  116. March 18, 2009 -- iPhone 3.0
  117. March 04, 2009 -- A History Lesson For The Freetards
  118. February 23, 2009 -- Techcrunch Is Full of Shit
  119. February 18, 2009 -- Scoble Just Doesn’t Get It
  120. February 10, 2009 -- I Think I Own One of These
  121. February 10, 2009 -- Paul Thurrott Opens Mouth, Unbridled Idiocy Pours Forth
  122. February 04, 2009 -- Norwegian Consumer Protection Group Announces, “We’re Ineffectual Twats”
  123. January 28, 2009 -- Want
  124. January 20, 2009 -- Change
  125. January 15, 2009 -- Tasmanian Cocksuckers
  126. January 15, 2009 -- Cocksuckers
  127. January 06, 2009 -- Great Expectations
  128. January 05, 2009 -- The Gizmodo Cocksuckers Strike Again
  129. January 04, 2009 -- Resolutions

2008

  1. December 30, 2008 -- It’s a New Media DoucheFestival
  2. December 30, 2008 -- Rumormill
  3. December 19, 2008 -- More Thoughts About the MacMacs
  4. December 18, 2008 -- Apple Owes Me a Pony!
  5. December 10, 2008 -- Tech Pundits, Take Yo’ Meds!
  6. December 03, 2008 -- Ah the ‘70s
  7. November 26, 2008 -- Giving Thanks
  8. November 07, 2008 -- Eating Their Own
  9. November 05, 2008 -- Hope vs. Fear
  10. November 04, 2008 -- Hope
  11. October 31, 2008 -- Friday Fabulous Forum Fucktard Follies
  12. October 31, 2008 -- Irony
  13. October 24, 2008 -- Good Job Apple
  14. October 24, 2008 -- I Gave at the Office
  15. October 21, 2008 -- Rumor
  16. October 20, 2008 -- Entitletard Holocaust
  17. October 16, 2008 -- No Comment
  18. October 16, 2008 -- Goo Goo Googly Goodness
  19. October 15, 2008 -- MacBook
  20. October 14, 2008 -- Update
  21. October 01, 2008 -- Yay, No More NDA
  22. September 30, 2008 -- What Fresh Idiocy is This?
  23. September 30, 2008 -- Not Everything is a Consumer “Right”
  24. September 24, 2008 -- Don’t Drink the Google-Ade
  25. September 23, 2008 -- Cutting Edge
  26. September 23, 2008 -- iPhone Killah
  27. September 19, 2008 -- I’m Microsoft; And I Don’t Have a Clue
  28. September 16, 2008 -- The Sorry State of “Journalism”
  29. September 16, 2008 -- Limbo
  30. September 10, 2008 -- Oops
  31. September 08, 2008 -- Churros
  32. September 08, 2008 -- Chrome
  33. September 05, 2008 -- Hate Bait
  34. September 03, 2008 -- Going Chrome
  35. September 02, 2008 -- Desperation
  36. September 02, 2008 -- In a World…
  37. August 30, 2008 -- Zero Tolerance (FOAGOMP)
  38. August 29, 2008 -- My Dream
  39. August 29, 2008 -- Concern
  40. August 28, 2008 -- Porn
  41. August 27, 2008 -- Thank You Hillary.
  42. August 20, 2008 -- Brilliant Logic
  43. August 19, 2008 -- Suck It Blogosphere!
  44. August 18, 2008 -- Douchebag Of The Week (Early Contender)
  45. August 13, 2008 -- My God Another One Gets It!
  46. August 07, 2008 -- Chuq on MobileMe
  47. August 05, 2008 -- This Shit Needs to Stop!
  48. August 05, 2008 -- Tone Down The Hyperbole You Vapid Twats!
  49. July 26, 2008 -- Joe Nocera Is a Slime Bucket
  50. July 23, 2008 -- Gods Damned Brilliant
  51. July 23, 2008 -- I Bought a FreeRunner!
  52. July 23, 2008 -- Booop!
  53. July 21, 2008 -- Exceedingly Quick Post.
  54. July 18, 2008 -- You Want Something To Bitch About?
  55. July 16, 2008 -- How Did I Miss This Tripe?
  56. July 15, 2008 -- Two Quickies
  57. July 11, 2008 -- Bow Before Your Lord Apophis!
  58. July 10, 2008 -- Dan Costa Has Sand In His Vajayjay
  59. July 07, 2008 -- Time.com Has a Shitty Grasp of Economics
  60. July 07, 2008 -- Hey Media Douchebags!
  61. June 27, 2008 -- Mommy, Apple’s Being Mean Again
  62. June 26, 2008 -- Mind Boggling Stupidity
  63. June 25, 2008 -- Open Letter to Steve Jobs
  64. June 20, 2008 -- More Fun From The Psystards
  65. June 20, 2008 -- The Great iPhone Price Debate
  66. June 19, 2008 -- This Is Why Reason Matters
  67. June 12, 2008 -- I’ve Seen The Light
  68. June 12, 2008 -- Google Ain’t All That
  69. June 11, 2008 -- Thoughts On The iPhone 3G Pricing
  70. June 02, 2008 -- Now This I Can Get Behind
  71. June 02, 2008 -- New Media Entitletard Douchebags
  72. June 02, 2008 -- Security: The Most Powerful FUD of All.
  73. May 23, 2008 -- Breaking: 3G iPhone Based on Alien Technology
  74. May 06, 2008 -- Update: Cox Field Technicians Are Cocks.
  75. May 02, 2008 -- A Tale of Two Fuckups
  76. April 28, 2008 -- Happy Birthday to Me.
  77. April 18, 2008 -- Oh For The Love Of God!
  78. April 16, 2008 -- Freetard Follies
  79. April 15, 2008 -- Additional Thoughts on the OpenMac Announcement.
  80. April 14, 2008 -- Today’s Winner For “Retarded Business Model” Goes To…
  81. March 31, 2008 -- Obligatory Upgraded to WordPress 2.5 Post
  82. March 30, 2008 -- I Win
  83. March 27, 2008 -- Instant Gratification v.s. Rich Experience
  84. March 24, 2008 -- Translation Services
  85. March 21, 2008 -- Today’s Whiny MacMeme Is…
  86. March 19, 2008 -- And Today’s Jackass Blogger Is…
  87. March 14, 2008 -- And On the Lighter Side of Media Criticism.
  88. March 14, 2008 -- Here we go.
  89. March 13, 2008 -- Note to Social Media Retards, The World Doesn’t Revolve Around You.
  90. March 06, 2008 -- Ryan Block: Tool
  91. February 29, 2008 -- PayPal On Security?
  92. February 20, 2008 -- Suck It Ionic Breeze!!
  93. February 19, 2008 -- More Dreaming From the Mac Blogosphere.
  94. February 06, 2008 -- Skepticism
  95. January 30, 2008 -- If Wishes Were Horses…
  96. January 18, 2008 -- Oh the Irony…
  97. January 15, 2008 -- Morons
  98. January 15, 2008 -- Macworld Predictions
  99. January 14, 2008 -- Live Live Blogging Blogging
  100. January 09, 2008 -- Ha Ha!
  101. January 02, 2008 -- Ron Paul Defenestrates Puppies

2007

  1. December 27, 2007 -- Get Off My Planet
  2. December 26, 2007 -- Fuck Google
  3. December 22, 2007 -- Fuck This Noise
  4. December 17, 2007 -- More iPhone Follies
  5. December 13, 2007 -- Fortune Doesn’t Get It…and is 6 month’s late to the gang-bang.
  6. December 12, 2007 -- Thwunk!!!
  7. December 12, 2007 -- …But I Though “Every Kiss Begins With ‘Kay’” Was a Life Lesson…
  8. December 07, 2007 -- The Consumerist Commentors Suck Donkey Cock!
  9. November 29, 2007 -- Wisdom From Nerdistan
  10. November 28, 2007 -- Kindling
  11. November 19, 2007 -- Freetards
  12. November 15, 2007 -- On The Other Hand…
  13. November 15, 2007 -- Why Blogs Suck (yeah, I know…)
  14. October 30, 2007 -- Enter the Leopard
  15. October 17, 2007 -- Huzzah!
  16. October 16, 2007 -- Musings on the iPhone, Google and Brand Identity Part 2
  17. October 13, 2007 -- Musings on the iPhone, Google, Nerds and Brand Identity Part 1.
  18. September 21, 2007 -- Gimme gimme gimme!
  19. August 28, 2007 -- Jedis Suck
  20. July 27, 2007 -- Gods Damn It I Hate Slashdot!
  21. July 25, 2007 -- Let’s Kill All the Analysts!
  22. July 25, 2007 -- Wikipedia Sucks
  23. July 24, 2007 -- Apple Announces, “Steve Jobs Had Fish For Dinner.” Stock Prices Plummet
  24. July 11, 2007 -- What the Shit!?!
  25. July 10, 2007 -- TSA Confiscates Water Bottle, Misses Bomb
  26. July 10, 2007 -- Legalize Tobacco Now
  27. July 05, 2007 -- Tanqueray Rangpur Is Some Tasty Fucking Gin!
  28. May 29, 2007 -- Next Stop…The Running Man
  29. May 25, 2007 -- Too Tired for Outrage
  30. May 23, 2007 -- Monkeysphere
  31. May 21, 2007 -- Phase 2 Begins Tonight
  32. May 08, 2007 -- Culture of Violence —- Happy Fun Time Edition…Happy Fun Time Ediition
  33. May 07, 2007 -- Set My Genome Free!
  34. May 07, 2007 -- Me Chinese, Me Make Joke, Me Put Random Industrial Chemical In Your Food
  35. May 03, 2007 -- Preach On!
  36. April 25, 2007 -- Words of Wisdom
  37. April 25, 2007 -- Bobbin’ in the Float
  38. April 19, 2007 -- Blame
  39. April 12, 2007 -- Blogorific!
  40. February 14, 2007 -- Valentine’s Day
  41. January 23, 2007 -- Friends
  42. January 22, 2007 -- Blogging

2006

  1. October 25, 2006 -- Election Day
  2. October 25, 2006 -- Negative Ads
  3. October 22, 2006 -- Moving Time
  4. July 22, 2006 -- The Daily Show Skewers Bush on Stem Cell Research Veto
  5. June 25, 2006 -- Shit Weekend
  6. June 18, 2006 -- Insensitivity
  7. June 17, 2006 -- Invocation of The Light