Link: Batterygate

Once again Harry Marks brings the pain so I don’t have to. Responding to the ter­mi­nally atro­cious Zack Whittaker at ZDNet and his pathetic attempt to whip up a new Apple “-gate” Harry writes:

Truer words have never been spo­ken. I’ve come to the con­clu­sion that Zack is absolutely the worst fuck­ing writer in ZDNet’s sta­ble of shit-bags — and I’m includ­ing the Tellarite in that assess­ment. Any self-respecting jour­nal­is­tic out­fit would have shit-canned his ass long ago. Fuck, the very least they should do is buy him copies of “Logic for Fuctards” and “Grammar for Simpletons”.

  • For the love of Satan, if “Logic for Fucktards” and “Grammar for Simpletons” don’t already exist, WRITE THEM.

  • http://www.thegraphicmac.com JimD

    I love ZDNet. It reminds me that despite the fact that I have no for­mal edu­ca­tion in jour­nal­ism, I can beez a righter two!