The Topolsky Spin

I wrote this on Twitter a little while ago, but I’m putting it here for posterity:

The Topolsky Spin

— The act of claiming that your shitty rumormongery was correct, even in the face of reality proving you false. The most common variant is to claim that Apple (it’s always about Apple) was totally going to announce the product that you predicted, but they changed plans at the last minute.