It seems unlikely that anyone reading this would be unaware of the news, but Steve Jobs announced his resignation as Apple’s CEO yesterday afternoon. The glaring idiocy is already spewing forth from the fucktards in the pundit class, but I’ll save my vitriol for a later point. If nothing else I’m sure me and the two other jackasses will rant about it on the next Angry Mac Bastards Old Timey Revival Hour.
For the time being, however, I’d just like to thank Mr. Jobs for the amazing work he has done at Apple. On behalf of everyone who just wants their computers and gadgets to get the fuck out of their way and let them get shit done; we appreciate how Apple, under Jobs’ leadership, has made computing suck a little bit less.