On the Infinite Shittiness of 9to5 Mac

I’m hardly the first per­son to weigh in on this, but I thought that I’d point out this delight­ful lit­tle story from Stephen Hackett at forkbombr.net. The long and short of it is that Stephen called out douchemon­ger extra­or­di­naire Seth Weintraub, along with his pathetic lit­tle ass-minion Mark Gurman over their hor­rif­i­cally taste­less cov­er­age of Steve Jobs’ health. Seth, in a move that is sure to make Mike Arrington proud, reg­is­tered fork­bombr.com and pro­ceeded to redi­rect it to a vari­ety of sites. As of the the writ­ing of this post it cur­rently points to a page dis­play­ing the mes­sage “do onto others”.


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Link: The Macalope Weekly: Comfort Food

In my last post I ref­ered to an arti­cle by the Macalope that was behind the Macworld Insider pay­wall. The Macalope’s (free) weekly col­umn is now up with that content.

What the Literal Fuck (Steve Jobs Resignation Edition)

I was debat­ing join­ing my myth­i­cal com­pa­triot the Macalope and adding my own froth­ing rage over this vilely offen­sive pile of syphilitic jackal dung when I made the mis­take of mean­der­ing down into the com­ments. I was not sur­prised to find the usual col­lec­tion of “hur dur Apple is so evil” bull­shit, but what really caught my eye was a mag­nif­i­cent exam­ple of the art of utter what-the-fuckery by some jack­ass with the han­dle of “joblot”.


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Thanks Steve

It seems unlikely that any­one read­ing this would be unaware of the news, but Steve Jobs announced his res­ig­na­tion as Apple’s CEO yes­ter­day after­noon. The glar­ing idiocy is already spew­ing forth from the fuck­tards in the pun­dit class, but I’ll save my vit­riol for a later point. If noth­ing else I’m sure me and the two other jack­asses will rant about it on the next Angry Mac Bastards Old Timey Revival Hour.

For the time being, how­ever, I’d just like to thank Mr. Jobs for the amaz­ing work he has done at Apple. On behalf of every­one who just wants their com­put­ers and gad­gets to get the fuck out of their way and let them get shit done; we appre­ci­ate how Apple, under Jobs’ lead­er­ship, has made com­put­ing suck a lit­tle bit less.

Pundit Product Life Cycle

Chad Olson wrote a nice lit­tle arti­cle today decon­struct­ing yet another stu­pid iPad 3 “news” report. One thing at Chad wrote jumped out at me because it’s some­thing that I’ve been mean­ing to rant about for some time. Chad asks:

How is it news that Apple is work­ing on a new iPad any­ways? Do peo­ple think that Apple just slaps the thing together the week­end before announc­ing it?


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Sweet Zoroaster, What’s With This Week?

Great googly-moogly this week has been one hell of a ride. What with Google announc­ing plans to buy Motorola Mobility, and now with HP announc­ing that they’re exit­ing the PC busi­ness and killing off their WebOS hard­ware. While I can’t say I’ll shed a tear for the PC hard­ware, I am a bit sad­dened by the appar­ent death of WebOS. For one thing, I hon­estly believe that there should be a decent com­peti­tor to iOS in the mar­ket. In my mind WebOS was the best suited to take that role. Secondly, I have always had a soft spot for the erst­while Palm OS. I was an early adopter of Palm hand­helds, and I used a Palm device until the day I bought my first iPhone.

I’m going to have to dig out my old Tungsten T3 and have a drink with it.

Link: PSA: This Is Why Non-Developers Shouldn’t Run iOS Betas

I’ve given the kids over at TUAW plenty of crap over the years, espe­cially con­cern­ing cov­er­age of pre-release Apple oper­at­ing sys­tems, so good on Chris Rawson for mak­ing a point that I’m con­stantly ham­mer­ing on. Unless you are a devel­oper or an advanced user who knows exactly what the fuck they are doing — do the world a favor and don’t install Apple beta OSes.

Oh for the Love of Satan!

This is an obscenely bad idea.

And Then That Happened

Jesus tap-dancing Christ, I go off on a four day ben­der and come back to find that Google has up and bought Motorola. What in Satan’s name is this world com­ing to. Most of the pun­di­toc­racy seems to think that this is a play for Moto’s patent port­fo­lio. I’m not of the mood to put much thought into the whole thing, so I’ll just link to Nilay Patel’s analy­sis of the patent impli­ca­tions. Now, excuse me while I go break the news to my old Moto RAZR.


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Corporate Stupid

In order to com­bat the fact that my co-workers are thiev­ing scum, signs have been placed on the two refrig­er­a­tors in out micro­scopic break room. Instead of say­ing some­thing sen­si­cal, such as “Stop steal­ing shit you thiev­ing ass­holes,” they read:

Stop. Do not take items that you did not purchase.

This con­fuses me. Am I not allowed to take the home-cooked meal that I brought. Alternately, can I just take what­ever I want and leave some money behind. Sometimes it’s bet­ter to just say what you mean.