Why Most of the Tech Media Should be Launched Into the Sun

In the run-up to today’s massive Apple announcement (it’s just the Beatles in iTunes) I noticed the following pair of headlines on AppleInsider’s homepage.

AI Homepage

links to the actual posts here and here.

Of course, it should be obvious to anyone with two neurons to rub together that these reports are mutually exclusive. That never stopped the hacks at AI though. Bonus points for figuring out which post is by Prince McDildo without checking.