After a Long Nap I’ve Found Someplace I Can Leach Wifi From.

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Talking Out of Both Sides of Your Ass

I usu­ally leave the com­men­tary on Adobe to my Angry Mac Bastards cohort John Welch, but this gem was too good to give up. I’ve com­mented before in var­i­ous venues that my issue with Adobe has lit­tle to do with shit like Flash per­for­mance, but rather the ram­pag­ing idiocy that comes out of Adobe’s Flash mar­ket­ing team. Specifically, of course, I’m refer­ring to mas­ter twit John “I Shift More Goalposts Than a Football Stadium Construction Engineer” Dowdell.


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PZ Is Wrong About the Qur’an Burning

WARNING: Political Content Ahead!

I sadly have to dis­agree with PZ over at Pharyngula regard­ing the con­tro­versy sur­round­ing some bumpkin’s plan to burn a copy of the Qur’an. In a post today PZ essen­tially argues that the only appro­pri­ate to the threat­ened book roast­ing is a hearty, “whatever.”


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My Reaction to Apple Revealing the App Store Review Guidelines

Whatever.

Link: Woman Gets Transplants Years After Brother’s Donation

Despite the typ­i­cally goofy local news­pa­per head­line this is an inter­est­ing story of a woman who’s fam­ily became organ dona­tion advo­cates after the death her brother, and who her­self became a recip­i­ent years later. As an aside, I strongly urge peo­ple to become organ donors. It’s the one act of char­ity that lit­er­ally costs you nothing.

“New York” Steaks on the Grill

The iOS Fetish

Like I wrote yes­ter­day, I’m not par­tic­u­larly inter­ested in doing any sort of roundup of the announce­ments from Apple’s yearly Music Event held yes­ter­day, September 1st. However, there are a few things that popped out at me that I’d like to explore. Initially I was going to do some claim chow­dah analy­sis and break down exactly how wrong Engadget was about the sup­posed iTV, but there really isn’t any­thing new to be said there. Anyway, Joel Topolsky is already spin­ning the announce­ments to say that Apple is so totally going to make those changes, but things changed at the last minute. Whatever douche, keep spinning.

What is inter­est­ing to me, and touches on the idiocy around the AppleTV, is the way that iOS was almost fetishized by the tech press dur­ing the announcement.


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Ping Pong

Fuck it, let’s see how this goes. If you want to fol­low my utterly banal taste in music have at it. My Ping pro­file is here.

Apple Special Event Predictions — the Results

Last week I tal­lied up my pre­dic­tions on the pre­dic­tions being made for the annual Apple September Music event by the rumor­sphere. Now that the event is come and gone it’s time to grade my per­for­mance, and the per­for­mance of the rumor­mon­gers in gen­eral. Before I begin though, I think I need to clar­ify what I’m up to with these rumor pre­dic­tions posts. First of all, the items that I list are not my pre­dic­tions. They are the pre­dic­tions being bandied about by the pun­dit­sphere. Secondly, the per­cent­age val­ues that I assign are com­pletely pulled from my ass, often for comedic effect. That said, let’s see how we did.


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