Revolutions in New Media Douchebaggery

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There was an exam­ple of nar­cis­sis­tic New Media Douchebag fuck­wit­tery this week that actu­ally forced me to pause, take a break to record this weeks Angry Mac Bastards pod­cast, and come back to the fes­ter­ing pit of stu­pid just so that my blood pres­sure didn’t spike so high that my eye­balls popped out of their sock­ets. And what, you might ask, was the dim-witted doltish­ness that caused such a reac­tion? Well, ’twas the infu­ri­at­ingly self-absorbed response by Anil Dash to Malcom Gladwell’s recent arti­cle in The New Yorker titled “Small Change: Why the Revolution Will Not Be Tweeted.”


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Link: Tea & Crackers

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I love Matt Taibbi. Seriously, I would host his man-larvae in my birthing pouch.

Vast forests have already been sac­ri­ficed to the pub­lic debate about the Tea Party: what it is, what it means, where it’s going. But after lengthy study of the phe­nom­e­non, I’ve con­cluded that the whole mis­er­able nar­ra­tive boils down to one stark fact: They’re full of shit. All of them.

What New Media Douchebags Know About Economics…

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…col­lec­tively couldn’t fill a thim­ble. Witness a recent dose of insi­pid­ity from Seth Grodin, who is some sort of mar­ket­ing guru or some such twad­dle. Seth makes the argu­ment that we are cur­rently expe­ri­enc­ing two reces­sions. One, the cycli­cal eco­nomic one that all sane peo­ple mean when they say “reces­sion,” and one that is noth­ing less than the death of the Industrial Era.


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AOL Buys Techcrunch

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And the world spins on, blithely oblivious.

Pictures From My Dublin Trip

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Dublin 2010

Some pic­tures from around Herbert Park (and a ran­dom pub) from my lat­est trip to the cor­po­rate mothership.

Winer Doesn’t Get It: Net Neutrality Edition

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Yeah, it’s a Dave Winer fes­ti­val around here lately. What can I say, the crazy old fucker keeps hand­ing me easy mate­r­ial. Today’s gem is Ol’ Man Winer’s first ever post on net neu­tral­ity, coin­ci­den­tally titled: My first piece on “net neutrality”


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The Medium Isn’t the Message

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Cross posted from Dave Winer’s Crazy Train.

For some­one who claims to have invented one of the core mes­sag­ing pro­to­cols of the mod­ern web, Dave sure is con­sis­tently hor­ri­ble at under­stand­ing the dif­fer­ence between the net­work and the mes­sages that travel over the net­work. Dave seems to think that Twitter is some sort of model of The News Network of the Future! (insert reverb here). I, on the other hand, think that Twitter is the world’s great­est col­lec­tion of dick jokes, porn-star tweets, and pic­tures of Adrienne Curry.

On the other hand, maybe we’re both wrong and Twitter is just a net­work that allows peo­ple to asyn­chro­nously sub­scribe to other peo­ples’ streams of 140 char­ac­ter lim­ited content.

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Reboot RSS Straight Up Your Ass

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If there is one thing that New Media Douchebags love to do more than every­thing else it’s reboot­ing shit. Why should gov­ern­ment and indus­try lead­ers pay atten­tion to actual experts when they have the never end­ing cesspool of wis­dom from the likes of Anil Dash, Robert Scoble and Dave Winer to pull from? And if you’re Dave “get off my lawn, and by lawn I mean RSS” Winer, then you absolutely want to “reboot” RSS. Thus we have a post from last Monday on Scripting News titled How to reboot RSS.


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