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August 20th, 2010, by The Angry Drunk

7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)

Seriously, zombies are overrated and the people in zombie movies are fucktards. Now I eagerly await the pro-zombie zealots or as I like to call them, Google users.

Kevin S.

Minor minor minor minor minor gripe of the day: You accidentally linked to page 2 of the article. Here’s page 1: http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

Cracked’s always a fun read though.
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Zombies are mindless, appetite-driven, and very hard to organize. Kind of like Teabaggers without the misspelled protest signs.
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Thanks for the head’s up, fixed now. This is why multi-page web articles are an abomination.