August 2010 — The Angry Drunk

Link: Reasonable Doubt: Innocence Project Co-Founder Peter Neufeld on Being Wrong

August 30th, 2010, by The Angry Drunk

This is simultanéously terrifying and infuriating; and an absolute must read for anyone under the delusion that “…if he was arrested he must be guilty.”

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Dave You Ignorant Slut

August 30th, 2010, by The Angry Drunk

Sometimes the New Media Douchebag circus is too good for the freak-show and needs to be in the main ring. Case in point, today’s twaddle from Dave “Cranky-Pants” Winer, Dear Apple, re your boycott of Flash. Ooh, goody, goody gumdrops. It’s criticism in epistle form; my favorite thing.

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Apple Special Event Predictions

August 26th, 2010, by The Angry Drunk

For those who are unaware, Apple is holding a special event on September 1^st, just like they do every September. Not being one to be left out of the fun, here’s my take on the chances of various rumors coming to pass.

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Crazy Uncle Dave (Re)Invents Comments

August 23rd, 2010, by The Angry Drunk

Cross posted from Dave Winer’s Crazy Train…

So, let’s get this straight. Uncle Dave doesn’t like the rough-and-tumble nature of blog commentary (a reasonable position to take, I hate you pricks too), but he’s too narcissistic do without the fawning admiration of strangers. What’s a New Media Douchebag to do? Well, if you’re Dave Winer, you come up with…this. Please, for the love of fuck, someone implement this so I can properly laugh at it.

Of Muslims, Mosques and Morons

August 21st, 2010, by The Angry Drunk

WARNING: Political content ahead!

Sometimes I wonder if the leadership of the Democratic Party isn’t infested with Republican moles (cue the cries from the false – equivalency brigade that all politicians are horrible). If not, then they certainly epitomize the words of wisdom offered by the venerable Dark Helmet, “Evil will always win, because Good is stupid.”

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Die Zombie Scum

August 20th, 2010, by The Angry Drunk

7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)

Seriously, zombies are overrated and the people in zombie movies are fucktards. Now I eagerly await the pro-zombie zealots or as I like to call them, Google users.