Taking a page from the playbook of John “mother of all tools” Dowdell, Dave Winer has declared that he will no longer tolerate off-topic discussion and mindless Apple fanboyism on his precious blog. Of course, in Dave’s world “off-topic” means “doesn’t agree with my sage wisdom” and “mindless Apple fanboyism” means “in any way approving of Apple.”
Look Dave, we get it, people disagreeing with you irritates you. I mean, good gods people, don’t you know who this is? This is Dave Winer. The “proto-blogger!” Having your narcissistic and ill-thought-out bullshit pointed out to you must be agonizing. I’d suggest dispensing with comments entirely, but then how would you get your fix of sycophantic cock-sucking? A man can’t live by his achievements alone for fuck’s sake!
In other news, “Sycophantic Cock-sucking” would make a great name for a rock band.
Why do you even read Winer? Isn't there already enough AMB material out there?
I was shocked, SHOCKED, that Winer said Flipbook “was no 'River of News.'”
Meant “Flipboard,” of course.
What winer wants is only people commenting that kiss his ass. In his perfect world everyone bows and refer to him as 'wise one', completely unaware that dave winer is a complete fucking nut.
Too bad the LOC ruling on jailbreaking doesn't apply to Winer's wall garden o' blogging as well. It'd feel very “symmetrical” to me.
I still think that ‘Fistful of Assholes’ is the single greatest name for a gay Rock or Metal band, for that matter.
I laughed myself to tears when this came up in ‘Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist’.
The worst thing about fuckwits like Winer and Dowdell; they actually get money for spreading stupidity.
Much like Jason Statham's character in “Crank” I need a constant supply of adrenaline to keep functioning. Since I don't have a ready supply of Chinese gangsters to kill or Amy Smart to fornicate with, yelling at New Media Douchebags will have to do.
mmmh, Amy Smart…
I was shocked, SHOCKED, that Winer said Flipbook “was no ‘River of News.’”
Meant “Flipboard,” of course.
What winer wants is only people commenting that kiss his ass. In his perfect world everyone bows and refer to him as ‘wise one’, completely unaware that dave winer is a complete fucking nut.
Too bad the LOC ruling on jailbreaking doesn’t apply to Winer’s wall garden o’ blogging as well. It’d feel very “symmetrical” to me.
Speaking for myself winer is the best entertainment you can have without paying for it. I look forward to his slow but inescapable decent into insanity, culminating in his barricading himself in a bunker and claiming society is out to get him.
I still think that ‘Fistful of Assholes’ is the single greatest name for a gay Rock or Metal band, for that matter.
I laughed myself to tears when this came up in ‘Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist’.
The worst thing about fuckwits like Winer and Dowdell; they actually get money for spreading stupidity.
Much like Jason Statham’s character in “Crank” I need a constant supply of adrenaline to keep functioning. Since I don’t have a ready supply of Chinese gangsters to kill or Amy Smart to fornicate with, yelling at New Media Douchebags will have to do.
mmmh, Amy Smart…
Speaking for myself winer is the best entertainment you can have without paying for it. I look forward to his slow but inescapable decent into insanity, culminating in his barricading himself in a bunker and claiming society is out to get him.
and that reminds me of this:
http://home.sprynet.com/~owl1/hank.htm
swap “Dave” for “Hank”
and that reminds me of this:
http://home.sprynet.com/~owl1/hank.htm
swap “Dave” for “Hank”